# Yet another inexplicable picture in need of a snappy caption **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241 "2005-05-10T16:49:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/21 "2005-05-10T19:04:53Z")
Reverend Moon’s mass weddings pale in comparison to his brother, Dr. Moon’s, mass prostate exams. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/22 "2005-05-10T19:10:21Z")
“Opinions are like assholes,” I said, “everyone’s got one.” “Really?” she said. “Prove it.” “Sigh … Very well,” I said, “if I must …” ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/23 "2005-05-10T20:34:59Z")
“No, no, we said it was the NEWEST theater in town!” ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/24 "2005-05-10T20:44:09Z")
If only Abe entered the rear of the theatre… ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/25 "2005-05-10T21:01:05Z")
I don’t get it. What does a picture of those old fashioned clothes pins, have to do with butts? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/26 "2005-05-10T21:37:16Z")
Man: _So **this** is Heaven?_ St. Peter: _Well, Mr. Bugger, this is **your** Heaven!_ ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/27 "2005-05-10T21:45:02Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > I don’t get it. > What does a picture of those old fashioned clothes pins, have to do with butts? 😕 The OP has a picture of a lot of bare bottoms, not “old fashioned clothes pins”. Unless that was your contribution, and you weren’t genuinely puzzled, in that case, please ignore the whooshing sound you hear, I’ll get my bearings eventually. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/28 "2005-05-10T21:47:12Z")
The human rear & legs, when the person is bent over, looks like old-fashioned clothes pins. Kinda. Trust me, it’s a bona fide joke. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/29 "2005-05-10T21:55:04Z")
> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#): > > 😕 The OP has a picture of a lot of bare bottoms, not “old fashioned clothes pins”. Unless that was your contribution, and you weren’t genuinely puzzled, in that case, please ignore the whooshing sound you hear, I’ll get my bearings eventually. 😉 Yay! I commited my very first whoosh. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/30 "2005-05-10T23:41:01Z")
“Order! Order! Congress is now in session…” (“The chair recognizes the asshole from California…”) ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/31 "2005-05-10T23:43:50Z")
I take it back. **Monstre** wins. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/32 "2005-05-10T23:51:07Z")
Opening Night at the Ork Theatre. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/33 "2005-05-11T01:44:46Z")
Celine Dion sings ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/34 "2005-05-11T03:17:03Z")
Looking up some old friends. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/35 "2005-05-12T12:04:13Z")
When the time came to consummate the first all gay nude mass wedding, the plan hit a snag when it was realized that every newly married person was a catcher. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/36 "2005-05-12T12:11:34Z")
The entire audience cracks up. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/37 "2005-05-12T12:12:57Z")
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Halllllllllll … ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/38 "2005-05-12T12:53:07Z")
=========================== Can we turn up the lights? I’d like to see the audience. Oh my. =========================== Has everyone put on their rubber gloves? =========================== Hey you, the guy standing second from the right in the first balcony. If that lady in front of you isn’t your wife, we are going to request that she stops what she’s doing to you, and you turn around like everyone else. =========================== And now, the event you’ve all been waiting for, the team dildo competition. Everyone make sure your blindfolds are secure. =========================== OK, you can all put your clothes back on. Please proceed down the walkway to board your flight. =========================== ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/39 "2005-05-12T13:08:55Z")
The Mighty Wurlitzer at the San Francisco Movie Palace. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/40 "2005-05-12T13:13:53Z")
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