# Yet another inexplicable picture in need of a snappy caption **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241 "2005-05-10T16:49:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/41 "2005-05-12T23:15:06Z")
“That’s the one officer! 3-E mooned me, I’m sure of it!” “All right folks, the nurse has the machine gun ready. You may feel a light sting. The flu shots commence…NOW!” The audience is demanding the return of La Petomaine! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/42 "2005-05-13T19:25:29Z")
The audience at the _Heiniken Theatre_ misunderstands the phrase “Show us your ‘Heiny’”. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/43 "2005-05-13T19:35:32Z")
You know, they always say that to cure stage fright, all you need to do is picture your audience naked. I think this is going too far. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/44 "2005-05-13T19:46:18Z")
Ya stick your buttocks in ya stick your buttocks out ya stick your buttocks in and ya shake them all about… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/45 "2005-05-13T19:51:04Z")
“Stockpile Discovered in Baghdad: Weapons of Gas Eruption” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/46 "2005-05-13T19:57:23Z")
and then penis ensues ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/47 "2005-05-13T20:12:07Z")
“Impressive,” said the Studio Executive," But you must know that all that counts is Asses in Seats." ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/48 "2005-05-13T20:21:00Z")
Actor: “I _SO_ miss the days when they just threw tomatoes” ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/49 "2005-05-13T20:45:37Z")
So my friend says, “Hey, you wanna be part of a performance art group?” So I was like, “Cool” We go to this theater and this arty guy says , “Everybody take off your clothes” So I was like, “Cool” Then arty guy says to my group, “Form two rows on the third level” So I was like, “Cool” Then arty guy says, “first row of each level bend over” And there’s this cute girl right in front of me on the second row with this real cute butt and all. So I was like, “Cool” Then she farted, I took a quick step back to get away from her, and the next thing I know I wake up in this bed. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/50 "2005-05-13T21:52:18Z")
This is Phase One of the first SDMB Mass Initiation. As the new initiates air out, the salad tongs descend, the trebuchet is checked one final time, and the calamari is being prepared offstage. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/51 "2005-05-13T22:37:56Z")
“Nightmare For Lemmiwinks” ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/52 "2005-05-13T23:32:21Z")
…and then the audience showed their appreciation by joining the competitors in the One Minute Freestyle Squeezedown at the World Flatulence Championships. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/53 "2005-05-14T03:01:17Z")
“Paging Ben Dover…” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/54 "2005-05-14T04:10:38Z")
Looks like a group photo from the last place I worked. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/55 "2005-05-14T17:57:45Z")
Looks like a group photo from the place I _currently_ work. [Surfs over to [Monster.com](http://Monster.com) to update resume] ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/56 "2005-06-03T19:46:17Z")
Those of you here for the Thighmaster commercial, please signify by…um… oh dear me. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/57 "2005-06-03T19:49:30Z")
OK, all together now… HNNGGH!! **HHHNNNGGGGHHHH!** ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/58 "2005-06-06T02:08:13Z")
Well, that was a bum show!! ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/59 "2005-06-06T02:28:28Z")
This audience didn’t quite grasp the term “thundering ovation.” Fund-raising gone bad (No, no! I said we need more assets - assETS!) The playwright finally realized why he shouldn’t have called his play “Clothing Optional.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241.md?page=2)