# Yet Another Pick-a-Doper Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299 "2003-04-17T13:59:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/41 "2003-04-17T21:16:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > Hmm, well, let’s see . . . > Do you eat prunes? > Hate group sushi? > Avidly avoid the use of _Instead_ feminine hygiene cups? > Have a bunch of domineering, lard-slurping nutbuckets for a family? > Do you have Van Halen’s **Hot For Teacher** running on endless loop through your head right now? \*\* Whew! That was close! (and no, I’m not gonna tell you which one doesn’t apply to me…) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/42 "2003-04-17T21:26:34Z")
**His4Ever** Though there are many things we don’t agree on, she has a fire in her. IRL, I’d bet she’s a real sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/43 "2003-04-17T21:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Loneraven \* > \*\*I’d pick **Q.E.D.**. > > Don’t ask why. \*\* Wow! Ummm…why? Oh right, you said not to ask. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/44 "2003-04-17T21:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \* > \*\*I’d need someone equally as witty and kind, with a touch of ego and a really goofy laugh. Oh, and they’d have to smell nice and be willing to buy me a tank someday. I’d take anyone that meets those standards. \*\* \ Alwight. EYAHAHA! \ cool - i get one of the cute dopers ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/45 "2003-04-17T21:59:27Z")
Assuming my lovely spouse is not an allowed choice. . . Even though chocolate is my favorite food, in this case I’d have to choose **Vanilla**. :😉: ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/46 "2003-04-17T22:24:07Z")
Whichever male doper is a mature, not gonna have a mid-life crisis, loving, faithful, dominating, forever kinda guy. That’s the one I want. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/47 "2003-04-17T22:25:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*I would marry **Steve Wright** because reading something he wrote about pants made me laugh so hard I do believe I strained something. Other than that I don’t really know him, but a rockin’ sense of humour is a Very Good Thing. \*\* There’s lots and lots of good things about him. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/48 "2003-04-17T22:52:29Z")
It’s nice to get these unsolicited testimonials … ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/49 "2003-04-17T23:07:37Z")
I made a list! Yay! ( and I do do the dishes-as soon as I’ve used them!-I’m a neat freak) ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/50 "2003-04-17T23:08:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* > \*\*Whichever male doper is a mature, not gonna have a mid-life crisis, loving, faithful, dominating, forever kinda guy. > > That’s the one I want. 🙂 \*\* good luck! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/51 "2003-04-17T23:09:54Z")
TIBBY TIBBY TIBBY 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sheepi83](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sheepi83](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sheepi83)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/52 "2003-04-17T23:11:07Z")
I claim Lord of Chagrin a.k.a. Le Sang. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/53 "2003-04-17T23:11:22Z")
I claim **Tiburon** , because she’s smart and sexy and fun. The fact that she’s not interested in anyone with a penis doesn’t bother me a bit. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/54 "2003-04-17T23:14:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* > \*\*Whichever male doper is a mature, not gonna have a mid-life crisis, loving, faithful, dominating, forever kinda guy. > > That’s the one I want. 🙂 \*\* good luck! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/55 "2003-04-17T23:23:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > \*\*It’s alright **Steve** , I don’t mind 😉 \*\* And _I_ get **Francesca**! No voice is better, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/56 "2003-04-17T23:40:03Z")
I’m such a gadget freak that if there were some major technological advances in men since the last time I uh…well, you know …then maybe I’d try one! heh. As for someone to marry…I don’t know anyone well enough to want to marry them. But I sure wouldn’t mind chasing **Hamadryad** or **Sea Diver** around a room. I know there are more - just not sure I want to admit them! Tibs/Tibby/Tiburon ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/57 "2003-04-17T23:44:18Z")
p.s. Are we sure I can’t just claim Carol from my office? ---
**Author:** ![Estilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Estilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Estilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/58 "2003-04-17T23:56:11Z")
Ok this is the third of the kind thread in which I have sinned. I searched my name wanting to see wich doper really loved me. I can understand that I am not the most popular doper but it would really mean a lot if someone pick me. Many will say that if someone pick me will be out of pity, I don’t care. I have zero personality a no dignity, you can pick me, use me and then toss to the gutter. I won’t mind. [Pathetic beggarly hat on] Could somebody please choose me as the best doper ever? [/Pathetic beggarly hat on] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/59 "2003-04-17T23:59:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*good luck! 😃 \*\* Well smelling nice and conquering wildebeest is a good start. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Estilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Estilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Estilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/60 "2003-04-18T00:05:27Z")
As you can see I am still wearing my hat, I like it and I won’t take it off. Carry on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=4)