# Yet Another Pick-a-Doper Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299 "2003-04-17T13:59:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/61 "2003-04-18T00:06:34Z")
I’ve only met four female Dopers (that I can remember, Dopefests being what they are), and they were all wonderful in their own special ways. Decisions, decisions… [sub]Eeny, meeny, minie, mo, catch a Doper by the toe…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/62 "2003-04-18T00:21:24Z")
What a silly question. Lets see if I can be a thread killer, bwa ha ha ha I’ll Marry the next Doper to post to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/63 "2003-04-18T00:27:20Z")
I hope like hell you’re a chick… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/64 "2003-04-18T00:41:23Z")
Sorry **roadrunner70** , wouldn’t Beardlessness be a strange epitath for a woman. I guess you are a bloke and not gay (not a gay female) since you used the term chick. You could get the chop if you like, otherwise we’ll have to get Polly to annul the Marriage. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/65 "2003-04-18T00:54:07Z")
My wife’s Italian, so beardlessness isn’t really the norm. And I ain’t switching teams, so I guess it’s over. It was a nice 14 minutes though…I’ll remember you fondly. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/66 "2003-04-18T04:50:18Z")
Well, I would say **CrunchyFrog** , but he’d probably leave me after five years for some younger, wittier Doper with a nice, firm post count. That would leave me to raise the tadpoles. ::sobs:: Always a bridesmaid… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/67 "2003-04-18T04:59:04Z")
I’m beginning to like **Estillicon**. Have you been posting using invisible ink? 'Cause I can’t ever recall seeing you before a couple of days ago. I still think Tierra Del Fuego is a funny name. Seen any penguins? Well, I guess that entire post was a hijack, verdad? _I’m picturing **His4Ever** nekkid… with my ring on her finger…_ ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/68 "2003-04-18T05:03:07Z")
I want **jarbabyj**. Rowr. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/69 "2003-04-18T05:22:59Z")
My choice is **Duck Duck Goose**. Her online personality strikes me as 100% woman. I hope I never meet her in real life though, as I’m bound to be disappointed. She’s my choice for the extra point too. Failing that, I suspect **Jodi** followed by **cjhoworth** could get you to the altar **Poly** ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/70 "2003-04-18T05:28:45Z")
If we can only choose one, I’d have to say **Guinistasia** - what can I say, I like her posts and she likes Star Wars and we seem to agree on a lot of things. If we’re allowed to name more than one, then I’ll expand my list to include (in no particular order): **nocturne** , **bobkitty** , **Shayna** , and **KCSuze**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/71 "2003-04-18T05:55:32Z")
Hrm… I’ll pick **Vivalostwages**. I’m totally shocked that **NoClueBoy** didn’t beat me to her though. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/72 "2003-04-18T05:58:59Z")
Well, since **CrunchyFrog** isn’t Mormon (I think), I’ll take **Miller**. Because he’s smart, funny, and prodigous in his posting. He was actually my first choice, but Froggy is closer, geographically speaking. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/73 "2003-04-18T07:32:03Z")
Hmmm… there are many worthy dope ladies. I have a soft spot, as has been mentioned, for **even sven**. However, I’m afraid our politicts don’t even come close to matching, so that’s just doomed to fail. Beyond that, I don’t know. Indygrrrl is a hottie, and it seems we’d get along sexually for a while, but I have no idea what she’s like outside of that. I guess I’ll just join the SDMB Seminary… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/74 "2003-04-18T08:21:25Z")
I normally stay out of the DoperLoveFest threads, but I’d pick **MandaJO**. I’m addicted to reading good advice columnists, and her relationship advice is _always_ better than most of the columnists I like to read. Hmm, then again, maybe I’d better reconsider; would I really want to marry someone who is always, indisputably right? C’mon, I like to WIN an argument now and then. Then again, she’s probably smart enough to let me win one now and then for the sake of my oh-so-fragile male vanity… Yeah, **MandaJO** it is. Then again, **Zoe** is super-cool, plus she’s from Alabama, which makes her sexy too… I’d flip a coin. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/75 "2003-04-18T11:05:32Z")
So just because **Polycarp** picks me am I off limits to everyone else? ☹ **XJETGIRLX** and **FizzesToThe Top** , you are truly lucky ladies, because **Copaesthetic** and **Iampunha** would be high on my list of men to marry. **Steve Wright** , I’ve got an unrequited crush on you and have for months or, a bit closer to home, **Monstro** seems like a good choice (you are a male and unmarried, right?). Hmmm. So many men; so little time. And so many I’ll forget! **Cuautemoc** , if I ever learn to spell your name right, will you marry me? OK, how about **Osip**? If they were straight, **Gobear** , **Matt\_McL** , and, of course, **Esprix** would be in the running. If I were gay, I do believe I’d be interested in **Ice Wolf**. **Polycarp** , old friend, you’re cheating. You know full well that in one of my first posts on this board I asked you if you’d marry me. Besides, if I’m your “twin sister separated at birth” by a few years and miles, wouldn’t that make a marriage between us a bit, shall we say, unusual? 😉 I knew I’d forget one (or several)!!! **Kal** , if it weren’t for your lovely **Washte** , I’d also be interested in claiming you. I can make toad-in-the-hole. Oh, and **Estilcon** , for you, Argentina might be worth it! Affectionately, CJ ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/76 "2003-04-18T11:43:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > **XJETGIRLX** and **FizzesToThe Top** , you are truly lucky ladies, because **Copaesthetic** and **Iampunha** would be high on my list of men to marry. Sweet! I’d have picked you, but nobody wanted to start a fistfight with **Poly**. . . you know how he can be 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/77 "2003-04-18T12:30:06Z")
I’m gonna have to go with **Anthracite** , she seems to be funny, she’s smart, and the best part is she drives a Mustang GT. Now if I could just convince her to let me drive it! Now if she turns me down then I’ll have to go with **Broomstick** , since she knows how to fly and maybe she’d show me how. ---
**Author:** ![Estilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Estilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Estilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/78 "2003-04-18T14:05:01Z")
Noclueboy, I haven’t seen that many penguins. The fact is that I live more or less 3000 kms away from Tierra del Fuego and, also more or less, 1000 kms away from the sea 🙂 Mountains and rivers are my usual landscapes. That is something we Argentinians have in common with Americans, we have a great variety of climates within our territory. Sorry for this Hijack ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/79 "2003-04-18T14:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > …Either that or I’d just go for the ultimate trifecta and have hot 3-way sex with **that\_darn\_cat** and **moi**. So… would that be a manage-a-moi? Sorry, I just had to get that in there. Other than that little tidbit, I can’t say much. I haven’t been around long enough to really get to know anyone around here. Although, from the [What are you wearing?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=177553) thread, it sounds like **Kalhoun** is pretty hot. Thongs are such a turn on. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/80 "2003-04-18T15:29:46Z")
I would pick CRorex, because he knows how to make chocolate ganache! And a man who knows how to cook can’t be all bad! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=5)