# Yet Another Pick-a-Doper Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299 "2003-04-17T13:59:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/81 "2003-04-18T15:41:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadrunner70 \* > **My wife’s Italian, so beardlessness isn’t really the norm.** I sure hope she doesn’t get to read this 😉 OK I want to chose **blue\_poop** but I’m sure she could do far better than me. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/82 "2003-04-18T16:06:23Z")
[ul][li] **Doobieous** [/li][li] **matt\_mcl** [/li][li] **katiekilldare** [/li][li] **Francesca** [/li][li] **Shayna** [/li][li] **Polycarp** [/li][li] **Fenris** [/ul][/li] (Sorry, can’t pick just one. Yea polygamy!) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/83 "2003-04-18T16:16:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \* > I think maybe I would pick **RT** simply because of the nice compliment he gave me in the weight loss thread. Oh and he’s nice and funnie! Awww, you’re sweet, **fizzy**! In addition to being gorgeous. Fortunately, there’s every indication that Patrick is quite aware that he’s one very lucky man. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/84 "2003-04-18T16:41:52Z")
Feh. All the ones I’d want are either married, gay, or chicks. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/85 "2003-04-18T16:42:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Why not marry all three of us and have a Doper Harem? \*\* Woo Hoo! I get very few chances to wear my belly-dancing regalia. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/86 "2003-04-18T16:48:05Z")
Now, now, **Eve,** here’s something from the OP: > [@](#): > > if you were single and looking for a husband/wife, what Doper would you choose to marry, and why? Assume that any marriage is legal So “married” isn’t an issue, because this assumes the OTHER person is available, too… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/87 "2003-04-18T17:46:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*Hmm, well, let’s see . . . > > Do you eat prunes?\*\* Yes > [@](#): > > **Hate group sushi?** If I knew what it was, I would hate it with a vengeance. > [@](#): > > **Avidly avoid the use of _Instead_ feminine hygiene cups?** I don’t know about “avidly” but the idea grosses me out to the Nth degree. Does that count? > [@](#): > > **Have a bunch of domineering, lard-slurping nutbuckets for a family?** Only half a bunch. > [@](#): > > \*\*Do you have Van Halen’s **Hot For Teacher** running on endless loop through your head right now? \*\* Nope, Panama. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/88 "2003-04-18T18:17:15Z")
Yeah, but _my_ question is, do you like pina coladas? Or getting caught in the rain? 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/89 "2003-04-18T18:29:32Z")
pssssssssst… **Estilicon** … [sub]\*you can leave your hat on … \*[/sub] I’d pick **whuckfistle**. 'Cause I love his truck. And I’m sure he has a very manly… fistle. Now, my door don’t swing that way, but if it did, I’d have a hard time choosing between **bodypoet, Washte, deadlynightlight, and Gazelle**. 'Cause they’re magically babe-a-licious. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/90 "2003-04-18T19:34:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > **Steve Wright** , I’ve got an unrequited crush on you and have for months **Steve Wright** – the thinking women’s crumpet. You’re a dark horse, **Steve** … ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/91 "2003-04-18T19:47:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Feh. All the ones I’d want are either married, gay, or chicks. \*\* No, no… you misunderstand. I’m not married _yet_. And I’m fairly sure I’m neither gay nor a chick. But I do have a happy rooster-- wait. How does that go again? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/92 "2003-04-18T20:00:46Z")
**Scylla**. 'Cause I read the post he wrote about his RL wife. I need someone who regards me like that. And I also studied judo. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/93 "2003-04-18T20:11:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NinetyWt \* > \*\* > Now, my door don’t swing that way, but if it did, I’d have a hard time choosing between **bodypoet, Washte, deadlynightlight, and Gazelle**. 'Cause they’re magically babe-a-licious. \*\* My door don’t swing that way either, but I might consider it, especially since you’re, well, Queen of Lubricants. Mucho preparado for the amor, baby. 😉 Awwww, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/94 "2003-04-18T20:17:48Z")
**Gazelle** , I’d say that’s close enough. And your reluctance to sushi-swing just put you on my list. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/95 "2003-04-19T16:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\ ***Steve Wright** – the thinking women’s crumpet. You’re a dark horse, **Steve** … \*\* I may have to re-think my position on polygamy. On account of **Rasa** and **cjhoworth** are definitely babes … ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/96 "2003-04-19T17:17:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > \*\*I may have to re-think my position on polygamy. On account of **Rasa** and **cjhoworth** are definitely babes … \*\* Hey, I claim first dibs!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/97 "2003-04-19T17:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > _I’m picturing **His4Ever** nekkid… with my ring on her finger…_ \*\* You are SUCH a pervert…I like that in a guy… ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/98 "2003-04-19T17:41:10Z")
I would have picked **Scylla** on the grounds that he’s got a great sense of humor, but he’s mean to poor innocent groundhogs…😃 So far the only other rodent loving Doper I can think of, offhand, is **Ratqueen** and after all I am **zooGIRL**. Whoever I’d pick would have to be either a huge animal lover or extremely tolerent. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/99 "2003-04-19T21:13:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*Hey, I claim first dibs!! 😛 \*\* Funny – I wouldn’t have thought **Steve** was your type. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/100 "2003-04-19T22:34:44Z")
Well, **Euty,** of course. 😉 But, if for some reason, he were out of the picture, I’ve got a list as long as my arm of Dopers I’d marry. [ul] [li]Zappo[/li][li]Ringo[/li][li]RTFirefly[/li][li]TruePisces[/li][li]DAVEW0071[/li][li]tomndebb[/li][li]Polycarp[/li][li]manhattan[/li][li]Eve[/li][/ul] Brains, wit, compassion, and just all-around kick-assedness. I know I’m missing a few, too, darn it, but my brain is fried. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=6)