# Yet Another Pick-a-Doper Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299 "2003-04-17T13:59:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/101 "2003-04-19T23:15:52Z")
For me, **Chef Troy**. He has wit, humor, intelligence and size 13 feet!! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/102 "2003-04-20T01:00:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > **Cuautemoc** , if I ever learn to spell your name right, will you marry me?_\* _\_šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/103 "2003-04-20T01:23:28Z")
Well. Iā€™m the wrong flavour to live happily ever after with **Oxymoron** , so Iā€™m gonna say **Jack Batty**. Heā€™s smrt and funny and would go to CBGBs with me if I asked. ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/104 "2003-04-20T02:14:35Z")
**ā€™punha** , of course, will always be on my list,and Iā€™m looking forward to meeting **fizzes** IRL. And Iā€™ve always had a long distance thing for **Eve** though she probably doesnā€™t know who I am. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/105 "2003-04-20T05:16:07Z")
Sorry Iā€™m so late responding here, **Poly** , Iā€™m kind of late to the thread and dinā€™t realize you had asked me, specifically for a response. I guess the gutless answer would be to say that iā€™m already married to the perfect person for me, but in the spirit of the thread Iā€™ll say **glarGH** because her pit rants make me laugh. Iā€™m a sucker for a girl who can make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Christina25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Christina25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christina25)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/106 "2003-04-20T05:44:31Z")
**lel** ā€“ cute funny and very intelligent **SkeptoLesbo** have had a crush on her for years and all those others who shall remain nameless ---
**Author:** ![Noxxer2k3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/76d3ee/32.png) [@Noxxer2k3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noxxer2k3)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/107 "2003-04-20T05:54:10Z")
_pushes aside the lurkdom curtain_ AntaresJB, any day _fades back into the background_ ---
**Author:** ![auliya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90db22/32.png) [@auliya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auliya)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/108 "2003-04-20T12:46:12Z")
Never posted to one of these threads before, know nothing about this person, I assume he is male, but maybe notā€¦ But I would pick - **elucidator** because I like his politics and his wit ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/109 "2003-04-20T12:57:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*You are SUCH a pervertā€¦I like that in a guyā€¦ \*\* :::dancing in underwear::: :::notices Vanillaā€™s post::: :::takes off Cher wig::: :::types in reply::: How _you_ doin? :::puts Cher wig and underwear on pet ferret::: :::continues to dance::: ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/110 "2003-04-20T21:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > \*\*So just because **Polycarp** picks me am I off limits to everyone else? ā˜¹ > > [OK, how about **Osip**? Affectionately, > CJ \*\* When and where CJ? I have a tenative schedule for a vaction in late august to your home state anyway. Plus your into fencing and you speak Japaneese and your just have the biggest heart full of kindness and good stuff I have met. If you decide to back outā€¦ I shall have to set my sites on **Thea Logica** Because, I like her personality, and can over look her obsession of all things buffy. **Lsura** Come on, who would not be happy married to a sweet kind librarian? **meanoldlady** she has spunk! I like that There are so many other lady dopers who have style class and I admire. All worthy catches. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/111 "2003-04-20T23:51:18Z")
:::lurker tiptoeing quietly into ā€œoldbieā€ territory::: Ahem. If no one has called dibs yet, may I on **lel**? Anyone that sweet sure has my attention. šŸ˜ƒ :::blushingly tiptoes back out to lurkdom mode::: ---
**Author:** ![Christina25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Christina25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christina25)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/112 "2003-04-21T02:53:44Z")
I called dibs first šŸ™‚ but we can always share ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/113 "2003-04-21T06:10:19Z")
Iā€™ve never had people fighting over me before. :eek: :o ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/114 "2003-04-21T13:28:58Z")
aha would be my choice, even though normally I donā€™t take part in this kind of thread. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/115 "2003-04-21T14:52:15Z")
Sweet, kind librarian? _sigh_ I always seem to come across as the sweet type, instead of the heartless bitch Iā€™d like to be. Ah well. So now Iā€™ve got to pick someone since Iā€™m actually posting here. Well, thereā€™s **glee** - British accent, seems like a genuinely nice guy. And I donā€™t think anyoneā€™s picked him yet. If **Osip** hadnā€™t been taken, Iā€™d got there but I donā€™t like to barge in on somene elseā€™s claim. (And thatā€™s why Iā€™m not a heartless bitch.) He amuses me, and thatā€™s always a good thing. **Quasimodem** has always intrigued me for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/116 "2003-04-21T15:15:22Z")
I choose **manhattan** so that I could make his life a LIVING HELL WITH NO ESCAPE OTHER THAN SWEET, SWEET DEATH. But Iā€™ll really just stick with **Miss Creant**. Sheā€™s good to me. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/117 "2003-04-21T15:33:34Z")
Itā€™s like waiting to be picked for dodgeball all over againā€¦ :(šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/118 "2003-04-21T16:25:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Itā€™s like waiting to be picked for dodgeball all over againā€¦ :(šŸ˜‰ \*\* You got picked? I was always in the loser group that got put on the teams to hurry the selection process after the coach lost patience with the picking. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/119 "2003-04-21T16:42:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by welby \* > \*\*You got picked? I was always in the loser group that got put on the teams to hurry the selection process after the coach lost patience with the picking. \*\* You got assigned to a team? I was the one left behind because neither captain wanted to pick me, so I ended up assigning myself to the team that should have picked meā€¦ not that Iā€™m bitter or anythingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299/120 "2003-04-21T17:02:03Z")
I got worseā€¦ I never even heard of dodgeball _runs away, bawling_ šŸ˜› [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-pick-a-doper-thread/169299.md?page=7)