Yet Another Preventable Crocodile Attack

Damn…sorry about the translation there!

Actually, Terminus the image of me wearing a thong (g-string) ANYWHERE is pretty mind-blowing…and not in the provocative sense either!! :smiley:

look at the diagram again. A thong is not a g-string :stuck_out_tongue:

Either or.

:smiley:

So, to get back to the OP: Do you think wearing a thong in the bush would prevent crocodile attacks?

If a croc saw ME in a thong wandering around, it’d scuttle off in the other direction real quick…

So, yes Terminus Est, thongs ARE a good preventative for croc attacks.

Well, in some cases you can see how it might spoil the beastie’s appetite…

(Yikes! Wasn’t aiming that at you kambuckta. My post was a reply to Terminus Est.)

I’ll be sure to pack my thong (or G-string) if I ever go to Oz.

Errr, not that I actually own one, you understand.

Opal, it’s impolite to ask people to look at your diaghram.

Oh shit. It’s spelled “Diaphragm.” Never mind.

I wonder what the penalty for making two mistakes in one thread is…

But would a thong scare off the dropbears?

Only if you wear it on your head…

Also, on a random tangent, I met the brother of the guy who killed that croc last night. My small brush with fame…

Nothing. Nothing scares off a drop bear.

Do not stand under the trees in dropbear season. One dropbear will rip your face off in under ten seconds. They’re like piranhas. If piranhas lived in trees and had fur and claws, that is.

Simply marvellous