# Yet another purity test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 1999, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065 "1999-11-14T04:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/1 "1999-11-14T04:47:00Z")
Mildly amusing and worth taking a look at DR. seuss purity test ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/2 "1999-11-14T04:50:00Z")
Dammit let’s try again [purity test](http://www.whocares.com/html/seuss_purity.html) ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/3 "1999-11-14T04:51:00Z")
much better ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/4 "1999-11-14T05:03:00Z")
24% and falling fast. Now I have a goal in life. Peace t lion ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/5 "1999-11-14T05:44:00Z")
58% Pure. Holy Toledo, now I feel like a prude. (Well I am an old fashioned gal.) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/6 "1999-11-14T06:15:00Z")
Oh Jesus…98% pure!!! Anyone care to help me out here??? * * * “The point of a journey is not to arrive.” -Neil Peart, Rush ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/7 "1999-11-14T07:11:00Z")
34% * * * “…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…” –Jack Kerouac, _On the Road_ Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/8 "1999-11-14T10:44:00Z")
100% pure, according to that test. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/9 "1999-11-14T13:30:00Z")
Ha ha Falcon! Even I got 92%. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/10 "1999-11-14T15:18:00Z")
I got a 74%. Strangely enough, that is exactly what I scored on the purity test for OpalCat’s Website Formerly known as The Str_Censored_ * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 1999, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/11 "1999-11-15T04:32:00Z")
Huh…I got a 76%. * * * MaryAnn More woman than you’ll ever inflate! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/12 "1999-11-16T00:44:00Z")
74% * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_Green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19adc/32.png) [@Homer\_Green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_Green)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/13 "1999-11-16T04:52:00Z")
60%. I’ll be damned. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/14 "1999-11-16T14:25:00Z")
After the last purity test, I don’t think I should go there… ---
**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/15 "1999-11-16T14:54:00Z")
32%, not bad I suppose considering my past…low scores. * * * “Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…” Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-purity-test/11065/16 "1999-11-16T16:40:00Z")
34% Pure. No animals here. The weird thing is that it is comparable to the other purity tests that I have taken. HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter