# yet another stupid waste of your time game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459 "2001-12-02T14:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/1 "2001-12-02T14:53:57Z")
Ok, I think I made up a new game for us to play. How To Waste Your Time: I’ll start. I put 2 words down that have absolutely nothing to do with each other. The next doper and only the next doper must make a sentence using both those words in it. The sentence must be ridiculous or it doesn’t count and that person is shunned by all for the rest of their doper careers (not really). When that doper has answered, they must put down 2 words that the next doper has to make a sentence with. Easy? Yes. Stupid? Yes. But I’m sure a lot of you need some time to recover from the busy holiday shopping. Ok here I go, owl & ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/2 "2001-12-02T15:08:29Z")
Whenever I get hurt, ice cream “Owl!” Next: jellyfish and cigarette ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/3 "2001-12-02T15:23:11Z")
It wasn’t a cigarette, It was the jellyfish, I tells you! Next: Avuncular and szechuan ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/4 "2001-12-02T17:02:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*It wasn’t a cigarette, It was the jellyfish, I tells you! > > Next: Avuncular and szechuan \*\* “Ooh, all the sudden I don’t feel so avuncular”, said uncle Willy, as I reached for the szechuan-flavored oil. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/5 "2001-12-02T20:41:42Z")
Hmmmm… we need a couple of new words to keep the game going… How about _butterfly_ and _crockpot_? ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/6 "2001-12-02T21:26:07Z")
Wilber tasted the butterflys he was cooking in the crockpot and thought,“hmmm…needs more salt.” Snail and Kumqwat ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/7 "2001-12-02T22:35:33Z")
“No,” Said the kumqwat as he crawled slowly over the snail. OK, Antidisestablishmentarianism and skullduggery. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/8 "2001-12-02T23:09:41Z")
his pretense of Antidisestablishmentarianism was simply skullduggery. uranium & psychotic masturbation ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/9 "2001-12-03T00:29:50Z")
His psychotic masturbation marathons sometimes made his rod glow like an overheated uranium, er, rod. vagina and Wisconsin. ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/10 "2001-12-03T00:44:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimboguy \* > \*\*vagina and Wisconsin. \*\* Just before I left Wisconsin, the lady with the blue vagina shot the tires out on my van. Ok, now try: **medulla oblongata** and **Zeta Reticuli** ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/11 "2001-12-03T01:17:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palve \* > Ok, now try: > **medulla oblongata** and **Zeta Reticuli** \*\* 😃 hornet and coronet ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/12 "2001-12-03T01:28:14Z")
ooookay. The king jumped a mile off his thrown, knocking his coronet onto the floor when the hornet stung him on the ass. ‘underpants’ and ‘green grocer’ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/13 "2001-12-03T03:51:48Z")
“They have to be fresh”, said the green grocer as he stuffed the cabbages into his underpants. Next: flatulence and relativity ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/14 "2001-12-03T03:58:09Z")
Flatulance is not a word that is easy to pair in a sentence with relativity. Next pointless pair of words: Microsoft and reliable. ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/15 "2001-12-03T05:02:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiendish Astronaut \* > \*\*Flatulance is not a word that is easy to pair in a sentence with relativity. > > Next pointless pair of words: Microsoft and reliable. \*\* I find Microsoft to be uterly reliable. (Hey, She said the sentance had to be ridiculous) Pencil, and scuba diver ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/16 "2001-12-03T21:03:52Z")
The scuba diver dropped her pencil into the abyss while she was trying to take notes underwater. ok, ‘febreze’ and ‘red tag’ ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/17 "2001-12-03T22:04:48Z")
The red tag in my underwear came out and I’m feeling febreeze. Snot and entropy ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/18 "2001-12-03T22:15:07Z")
Entropy implies that eventually, everything will be covered in snot. Cheesed and Lurking ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/19 "2001-12-03T22:38:43Z")
I was lurking beneath the grater, desperately needing to be cheesed. flavor emulsion ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/20 "2001-12-03T23:23:26Z")
The emulsion of mayonnaise and cocoa powder produced a tasty new salad dressing flavor. fantasize and highlighter [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459.md?page=2)