# yet another stupid waste of your time game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459 "2001-12-02T14:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/21 "2001-12-03T23:26:46Z")
I took the highlighter and marked her name, to fantasize about later. Squeaky and nasal ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/22 "2001-12-03T23:31:43Z")
With a nasal voice, she read a copy of _Mr. Squeaky’s Holiday Cookbook._ Rice-powered machinegun and nosehair. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/23 "2001-12-04T00:59:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Redukter \* > \*\*With a nasal voice, she read a copy of _Mr. Squeaky’s Holiday Cookbook._ > > Rice-powered machinegun and nosehair. \*\* I can shoot so well with my rice-powered machine gun, I could pick the nosehair off a flea. Speaker for the Dead and sexy ---
**Author:** ![DMAAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DMAAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMAAN)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/24 "2001-12-04T01:10:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I can shoot so well with my rice-powered machine gun, I could pick the nosehair off a flea. > > Speaker for the Dead and sexy \*\* I was setting up the speaker for the dead concert when I saw sexy hypergirl in the crowd. Druid & Asteroid d ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/25 "2001-12-04T01:21:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DMAAN \* > \*\*I was setting up the speaker for the dead concert when I saw sexy hypergirl in the crowd. > > Druid & Asteroid > > d \*\* The Druids built Stonehenge as a landing site for the return of their hollowed-out asteroid. fragile and sit-com ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/26 "2001-12-04T01:42:29Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > fragile and sit-com \*\* The overweight sit-com star broke the fragile chair by sitting on it. hypothermia and shag carpeting ---
**Author:** ![DMAAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DMAAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMAAN)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/27 "2001-12-04T03:12:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SirSykoSexxy \* > > hypothermia and shag carpeting \*\* The heater on the waterbed was broken and it was darn cold. To prevent hypothermia we had sex on the shag carpeting. (Sorry could’t help it) serrated & conservative ---
**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/28 "2001-12-04T06:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > [snip]serrated & conservative[/snip] My conservative stereotypical Italian uncle Mario wouldn’t see _Heist_ with me. “It serrated ‘R,’” he told me. Next up: post-apocalyptic and vaudeville. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/29 "2001-12-04T11:05:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mysphyt \* > \*\* > > Next up: post-apocalyptic and vaudeville. \*\* Trying to ease his post-apocalyptic depression, Astroboy slouched around the city looking for something to do, but the smell of burning flesh and radioactive fallout troubled him until he had a sudden flash of inspiration: why not set up a stage, and perform vaudeville for the mutants? Next up: cornflakes and ebola… ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/30 "2001-12-04T23:15:05Z")
Wow, I thought to myself as I looked at the cornflakes. These look a lot like an ebola culture! Skewer and lobster shell ---
**Author:** ![DMAAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DMAAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMAAN)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/31 "2001-12-05T00:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead \* > \*\*Wow, I thought to myself as I looked at the cornflakes. These look a lot like an ebola culture! > Skewer and lobster shell \*\* I remember when the Aquatic war started. General Squiddly gave these memorable orders. “Corporal Marlin, skewer as many enemy as you can then return to the left flank. And you there on the canon, Private Lobster is it?” “Yes sir.” “Right, Lobster, shell the enemy emplacements till they crumble. We can win this boys, if we give it our all.” Pacemaker & swamp d ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/32 "2001-12-05T01:59:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DMAAN \* > \*\* > > Pacemaker & swamp > > \*\* “That machine is our top ace maker,” said the supervisor as he swam, pointing out the printer, through the sea of cards. Next two are codex and dribble. Tenebras ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/33 "2001-12-05T13:09:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DMAAN \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead \* > > \*\*Wow, I thought to myself as I looked at the cornflakes. These look a lot like an ebola culture! > > Skewer and lobster shell \*\* > > I remember when the Aquatic war started. > > General Squiddly gave these memorable orders. > > “Corporal Marlin, skewer as many enemy as you can then return to the left flank. And you there on the canon, Private Lobster is it?” > > “Yes sir.” > > “Right, Lobster, shell the enemy emplacements till they crumble. We can win this boys, if we give it our all.” > > Pacemaker & swamp > > d \*\* You did not follow the rules…alas, one in every crowd… ---
**Author:** ![king\_of\_spain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@king\_of\_spain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/king_of_spain)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/34 "2001-12-05T13:16:24Z")
“Move the candle, Pol, you’re dribbling wax all over the Mrin Codex,” Belgarath said irritably. Next: fishmonger and fruit bat. ---
**Author:** ![Ewdlorr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@Ewdlorr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ewdlorr)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/35 "2001-12-05T13:49:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by king of spain \* > \*\*Next: fishmonger and fruit bat. \*\* “Can’t you see I’m busy?”, said the fishmonger as he tried to fend off the attacking fruit bat. Next: “bunny” and “venture capital” ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/36 "2001-12-05T14:14:31Z")
I’m sorry, but I refuse to for over any venture capital money for a pornographic bunny website. goat and jello ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/37 "2001-12-05T14:18:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*“bunny” and “venture capital” \*\* “I’m sorry, Mr. Lobo,” said Percy Quailsnot (President and CEO of 1st National Amalgamted Woodlands Critters’ Bank, as well as being a cute fuzzy bunny [although he tried to hide his bald spot under a variety of ill-fitting toupees]) in his best I-am-more-important-than-you[sup]TM[/sup] voice, “six road-kill turtles, a blind possum and a limping blue-jay do not qualify as venture capital.” ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/38 "2001-12-05T14:18:59Z")
I was horny as a goat as I watched J-Lo shake her Jello. Osamma and cuddly ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/39 "2001-12-05T14:20:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*“bunny” and “venture capital” \*\* > > “I’m sorry, Mr. Lobo,” said Percy Quailsnot (President and CEO of 1st National Amalgamted Woodlands Critters’ Bank, as well as being a cute fuzzy bunny [although he tried to hide his bald spot under a variety of ill-fitting toupees]) in his best I-am-more-important-than-you[sup]TM[/sup] voice, “six road-kill turtles, a blind possum and a limping blue-jay do not qualify as venture capital.” \*\* Not only did you redo a round that had already passed, but you didnt give us anything to continue the game. 40 lashing with a waterlogged possum carcass! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/40 "2001-12-05T14:22:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*goat and jello \*\* Ma made a heapin’ bowl of her famous goat-flavored jello with the tiny mashmallows. Next: “Vienna” and “absolution” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459.md?page=3)