# yet another stupid waste of your time game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459 "2001-12-02T14:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/41 "2001-12-05T14:24:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*goat and jello \*\* > > Ma made a heapin’ bowl of her famous goat-flavored jello with the tiny mashmallows. > > Next: “Vienna” and “absolution” \*\* And yet again… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/42 "2001-12-05T14:26:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by newcrasher \* > \*\*…Not only did you redo a round that had already passed, but you didnt give us anything to continue the game. > > 40 lashing with a waterlogged possum carcass! \*\* Some of us have slower computers than others. And yes, I did forget the next words. Ergo, only 20 lashes (although I know a few vultures that would enjoy a water-logged possum carcass). Next words: “PBBBBBTTTTHHHHH!!!” and “Newcrasher”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/43 "2001-12-05T14:36:06Z")
at the party one lady in red turned to the other and said, “Boy, that newcrasher guy certainly is strange” where upon the other lady casually remarked, “PBBBBBTTTTHHHHH!!!” Next words: Oatmeal and Large Impregnated Wombat ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/44 "2001-12-05T14:40:30Z")
It taketh more than a bowl of oatmeal to satisfy a large, impregnated wombat, saith the Lord. Bagpuss and Yemen ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/45 "2001-12-05T16:58:00Z")
“I love yemen,” slurped Ms. Bagpuss to her satisfied lover. porpoise and uvula ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/46 "2001-12-05T17:12:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*porpoise and uvula \*\* “Ah,” said Chef Uvula von der Schmetterlingen, as he prepared his famous breaded herb-encrusted dolphin sandwich, “there’s a thyme for every porpoise under leaven.” Next: sanitize and placard ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/47 "2001-12-05T20:04:50Z")
The Obsessive-Compulsive society’s march did not happen because the protesters spent all their time sanitizing their placards. figurehead and gloaming ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/48 "2001-12-05T20:13:59Z")
Ted was gloaming over his “figurehead” until his mother walked in and caught him red handed. Next words: Butthole and 6 lilly white sheep. ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/49 "2001-12-05T20:47:35Z")
I thought of a really cool sentence to use with butthole and 6 lily white sheep in it but decided it was too disgusting to post. next, “pencil lead” and newcrasher you need to lay off screech-owl. If he doesn’t follow the rules, that’s mine or his problem. I’ll forgive with no hard feelings since you seem to be a newbie. Oh and welcome to the boards Dave3L! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/50 "2001-12-05T21:13:29Z")
> [@](#): > > …newcrasher you need to lay off screech-owl. If **s** he doesn’t follow the rules, that’s mine or **her** problem. I’ll forgive with no hard feelings since you seem to be a newbie…\*\* Changes mine. I’ll forgive, also. 😃 S’okay, I found it all rather amusing. > [@](#): > > “pencil lead” and The pencil lead screamed " " as the eraser ean roughshod over it. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/51 "2001-12-05T21:19:25Z")
Dmanation, Did it again. :mad: Next words: “wholesome” and “blizzard” ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/52 "2001-12-05T21:20:33Z")
Sorry screech-owl. I meant to put “bumpsticker”. Carry on, this is very unamusing so I’ll wait to see if anyone will put something funny down. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/53 "2001-12-05T21:44:57Z")
Who knew snow from the last blizzard would make such a wholesome and tasty snack? beer and bacon grease ---
**Author:** ![DMAAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DMAAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMAAN)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/54 "2001-12-05T22:36:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rundogrun \* > \*\*Who knew snow from the last blizzard would make such a wholesome and tasty snack? > > beer and bacon grease \*\* I saw Sir Francis Bacon grease his shaft and yank it after he drank a keg of beer. pelvis & draftsman d ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/55 "2001-12-06T03:35:28Z")
The draftsman only put one pelvi on the plans, but we specifically requested that there be 2 pelvis in the bedroom. skitter and scooter Tenebras Also, what the hell is a pelvi? ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/56 "2001-12-06T04:13:06Z")
When I ride my scooter down the sidewalk while wearing my favorite crimson patent leather stiletto pumps, it tends to skitter around a bit. twinkie and sacred ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/57 "2001-12-06T04:21:53Z")
Ok, I admit I cheated… from [this site](http://mmdbz00.hypermart.net/ninja.shtml): He looked over his shoulder at Lorraine and she was too preoccupied with her twinkie to notice the Sacred Ninja was up to something. jovial and cactus Tenebras ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/58 "2001-12-06T04:43:03Z")
He appeared quite jovial when he saw the porcupine fall on a cactus! **kymatology** and **ranunculaceous** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/59 "2001-12-06T04:57:39Z")
Jim soon realized that his degree in kymatology wasn’t going to help him understand the ranunculaneous endeavours of his transvestite Uncle Arnie. just for fun: kymatology - study of wave motion ranunculaceous - pertaining to buttercups My turn! “Vagisil” and “Tostitos” ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/60 "2001-12-06T05:10:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linear Crack \* > \*\*He appeared quite jovial when he saw the porcupine fall on a cactus! > **kymatology** and **ranunculaceous** > 🙂 \*\* I had just attached my kymograph to the stem of my mother’s buttercups, her favorite ranunculaceous flower (and mine too, a boy’s best friend is his mother, after all), when the cat attacked my leg and, when shaking it off, I was attacked by the really annoying guy in the computer lab who wouldn’t shut up and I couldn’t concentrate; the moral of the story is kymatology is a bitch, and so is the annoying guy who is now writing stuff on the board and why won’t he just shut up for the love of Pete I don’t care at all, can’t you tell that I’m typing and trying to ignore you you dense motherblanker and now you’re talking about game shows and how millionaire had a celebrity edition this week as if I care at all, oh my god I’m going to jump out a window now… um… your new words are **chicken** and **brilliant** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459.md?page=4)