# yet another stupid waste of your time game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459 "2001-12-02T14:53:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/61 "2001-12-06T05:13:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xanadu \*  
> \*\*Jim soon realized that his degree in kymatology wasn’t going to help him understand the ranunculaneous endeavours of his transvestite Uncle Arnie.
> 
> just for fun:  
> kymatology - study of wave motion  
> ranunculaceous - pertaining to buttercups
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> My turn!
> 
> “Vagisil” and “Tostitos” \*\*

Or other flowers of the buttercup family. Sorry, my last post took too long to write. 🙂

Once, there was this guy who didn’t use salsa on his Tostitas, and he didn’t use butter either, this guy used Vagisil, but then I heard about this girl who used magazines to do all sorts of kinky stuff, so they hooked up and all was well.

Ok, I now return you to my previous words. Mea culpa.

Tenebras

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**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/62 "2001-12-06T06:08:35Z")

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here’s where we are now:

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> \*Originally posted by Tenebras \*  
> um… your new words are
> 
> **chicken** and **brilliant** \*\*

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**Author:** ![Chupacabra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chupacabra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chupacabra)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/63 "2001-12-06T06:54:45Z")

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As the first to sucessfully make it across the road, the chicken felt he was brilliant.

next…

fez and muffler.

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/64 "2001-12-06T13:31:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ozonebaby \*  
> \*\*I thought of a really cool sentence to use with butthole and 6 lily white sheep in it but decided it was too disgusting to post.
> 
> next, “pencil lead” and
> 
> newcrasher you need to lay off screech-owl. If he doesn’t follow the rules, that’s mine or his problem. I’ll forgive with no hard feelings since you seem to be a newbie.
> 
> Oh and welcome to the boards Dave3L! \*\*

OK- How about Ozonebaby and moderator?

Wait, those shouldn’t be in the same sentence. I am afraid I am going to have to see the deed to this thread. Who own’s it anyway?

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**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/65 "2001-12-06T16:32:20Z")

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…and now back to the thread already in progress…  
Abdul use to wear a fez on his head, but found his new aluminum muffler to be much more fashionable.  
Charmin and corkscrew

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**Author:** ![suppikero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@suppikero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suppikero)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/66 "2001-12-06T16:57:04Z")

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Billy, while washing his hampster in charmin, screwed the cork off of his bottle of paper for a late evening cocktail.  
Cheese and Monkey.  
-Kero

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**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/67 "2001-12-06T19:31:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tenebras \*  
> \*\*Ok, I admit I cheated… from [this site](http://mmdbz00.hypermart.net/ninja.shtml):
> 
> He looked over his shoulder at Lorraine and she was too preoccupied with her twinkie to notice the Sacred Ninja was up to something.
> 
> jovial and cactus
> 
> Tenebras \*\*

## Hey isn’t that a passage from “The Pigman” by Paul Zindel? I dunno, can’t remember. quote:

Originally posted by ozonebaby  
I thought of a really cool sentence to use with butthole and 6 lily white sheep in it but decided it was too disgusting to post.

next, “pencil lead” and

newcrasher you need to lay off screech-owl. If he doesn’t follow the rules, that’s mine or his problem. I’ll forgive with no hard feelings since you seem to be a newbie.

## Oh and welcome to the boards Dave3L!

OK- How about Ozonebaby and moderator?

Wait, those shouldn’t be in the same sentence. I am afraid I am going to have to see the deed to this thread. Who own’s it anyway?

?? I own it, don’t I? I dunno, I can’t think straight today. But still, ??? 😕

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**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-stupid-waste-of-your-time-game/96459/68 "2001-12-06T21:00:34Z")

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I used to spank the monkey with cheddar cheese, until I discovered Brie!

palpate and mendacious

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