# Yet Aother Evangelical Christian Leader Bites The ... Dust

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-aother-evangelical-christian-leader-bites-the-dust/378963>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 3, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-aother-evangelical-christian-leader-bites-the-dust/378963 "2006-11-03T12:58:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-aother-evangelical-christian-leader-bites-the-dust/378963/381 "2007-02-07T15:58:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
Hmm, no, most guys will respond to any kind of wangal stimulation – otherwise, how would one masturbate? No, I’d say he’d have to fail to be aroused by being genitally stimulated by a young man who reeked of Drakkar Noir.  
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Obviously he needs to research this in far greater depth to find a method that works for him, and I have a feeling he will.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-aother-evangelical-christian-leader-bites-the-dust/378963/382 "2007-02-07T16:02:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]  
Regular audits; by, say, putting his cock in the mouth of a male prostitute and timing how long it takes until ejaculation occurs. Repeat this every couple of weeks to be absolutely sure you’re still not turning slightly gay again.  
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All jokes aside, I suspect you’ve nailed it.

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-aother-evangelical-christian-leader-bites-the-dust/378963/383 "2007-02-07T16:32:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
That’s one of the most Onionlike headlines I’ve seen in a while (that didn’t actually come from The Onion).

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Compliments of Dan Savage: [Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118)

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-aother-evangelical-christian-leader-bites-the-dust/378963/384 "2007-02-07T16:47:49Z")

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[QUOTE=5que]  
Compliments of Dan Savage: [Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118)  
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Ah yes… with this story and a number of other recent ones (like the prescient Onion article [“Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades”](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930)), the line between news and news parody is rapidly disappearing.

(I guess one could argue that the line was effaced with the launch of Fox News, actually.)

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