# Yet MORE sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728 "2003-05-12T16:51:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/1 "2003-05-12T16:51:46Z")
Just now in the Pit: To the person who keyed my car To-Day I Keyed Someone’s Car 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/2 "2003-05-12T17:50:45Z")
I just saw that but it’s reversed for me (i.e.: To-Day I Keyed Someone’s Car - To the person who keyed my car ). I think it looks better that way. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/3 "2003-05-12T17:51:57Z")
What’s a sequential thread? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/4 "2003-05-12T18:33:13Z")
Sequential thread: a pair (or more) of adjacent thread titles which yield amusing results when read together. Another example: Let’s play death is not an option No Cheating ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/5 "2003-05-12T19:02:58Z")
Sweet potato issues… Negative Mass and Hawking Radiation (Yeah, I’d worry about just how long those spuds have been in the crisper.) ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/6 "2003-05-12T19:26:15Z")
GQ Russia vs. Chechnya… what is the deal? Sweet potato issues… Yet another senseless war over sweertpotatoes. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/7 "2003-05-12T19:43:23Z")
I need to stop being a slut small amusement parks ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/8 "2003-05-12T20:13:09Z")
MPSIMS I don’t know how to put things in my ass. (a true story) I need to stop being a slut ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/9 "2003-05-12T20:25:27Z")
Another one that would be better in reverse order: (MPSIMS) Small amusement parks Things that Scared the Pants Off You as a Child ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/10 "2003-05-12T21:48:13Z")
Right now, in IMHO: “A good crap is better than bad sex”? Reading on the toilet. What’s your choice? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/11 "2003-05-13T10:40:06Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: The SDMB Playground-let’s be little kids! ``` I don't know how to put things in my ass. (a true story) ``` ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/12 "2003-05-15T11:14:21Z")
Currently in **MPSIMS** – a Triple Play: \*\*I Killed a Man Today Name your Poison Ouch!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/13 "2003-05-15T14:06:04Z")
I don’t know how to put things in my ass (a true story) O-oh say can you see my wanger? Ask the bone marrow courier From MPSIMS a couple days ago. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/14 "2003-05-15T14:39:24Z")
MPSIMS just a minute ago: Race for the Cure 2003 I’m going for a run ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/15 "2003-05-15T15:04:42Z")
From MPSIMS: I don’t know how to put things in my ass (a true story) So We’re Having a Baby ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/16 "2003-05-15T15:05:37Z")
_In MPSIMS:_ A message from Riyadh I don’t know how to put things in my ass _In the Pit:_ The National Day of Prayer has ARRIVED WHY?!?!! and Manhattan the assclown The Worst Co-Worker Ever ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/17 "2003-05-15T21:00:24Z")
Pit threads not sequential at the moment but… I can’t change my own headlight?!? My Volkswagen is a piece of shit ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/18 "2003-05-15T21:06:43Z")
Just saw this triple right here in MSPIMS: Your Favorite Era in Fashion? misspelled graffiti On Laundry and Lint ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/19 "2003-05-15T22:12:38Z")
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? Weight Watcher’s SDMC Group Thread (sorry paraphrased, not sure what the WW thread wording was, exactly). ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728/20 "2003-05-16T01:12:24Z")
Am I being overprotective of my 9-year-old? Too Young To Be A Mum! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-more-sequential-threads/174728.md?page=2)