# Yikes! I think my EX may be a hired killer!?!?!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yikes-i-think-my-ex-may-be-a-hired-killer/101335 "2002-04-02T04:16:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yikes-i-think-my-ex-may-be-a-hired-killer/101335/21 "2002-04-03T23:45:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by galen ubal \*  
> \*\*Note to self: **alice** likes the rough boys. \*\*

**NO I DON’T!!!**

When me and this fella lived together he was lazy to the point of being comatose. Apparently he perked up because I’m pretty confident he wasn’t a hired killer at the time - he never had any money and very seldom left the house unless it was to go drink beer.

And I STILL haven’t been able to find a picture of the guy…

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**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yikes-i-think-my-ex-may-be-a-hired-killer/101335/22 "2002-04-04T00:14:41Z")

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**alice\_in\_wonderland** said:

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> Apparently he perked up because I’m pretty confident he wasn’t a hired killer at the time - he never had any money and very seldom left the house unless it was to go drink beer.

Go drink beer…? Or go drink beer and _kill people_?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yikes-i-think-my-ex-may-be-a-hired-killer/101335/23 "2002-04-04T03:53:06Z")

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Unlisted phone numbers are good things.

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