# Yippee! I'm 30.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281 "2003-09-08T12:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/1 "2003-09-08T12:56:40Z")

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That’s right, folks. 30 years ago today, my parents went to my aunt and uncle’s wedding. Later that day, they went to the hospital, where I arrived. And the world was changed for the better (though that wasn’t necessarily the view of my older brothers).

30 doesn’t feel that much different than 29. I’m still recovering from last week’s [cold](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=208887) and yesterday’s thrilling view of [monkey sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=209740). Maybe something else exciting will happen today, though I don’t know what could top those (well, me getting some actual sex, sure, but that’s not likely).

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/2 "2003-09-08T13:08:13Z")

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😃 Happy Birthday! 😃

Yeah, 30 didn’t feel any different from 29 for me either. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see any wild monkey sex … that woulda made my day. 😉 31 is coming up in about 10 days for me … I wonder if it’ll feel any different.

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/3 "2003-09-08T13:30:52Z")

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Merry Natality Dear **Lsara**.  
Have a flower:  
@}-------------  
Heeeyyyy… there’s been a whole passel of birthdays of late. Like December is a month for Giving or something.

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**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/4 "2003-09-08T13:34:59Z")

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Hey we share the same birthday!! I just wish I was just celebrating my 30th today! Happy birthday Lsura.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/5 "2003-09-08T14:19:33Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Lsura**! And welcome to the ranks of the Over-30 Unmarried Freaks Society. (Just finished my third year of membership a week ago). Sign here… and… here. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery of your official Freak membership badge.

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> Maybe something else exciting will happen today, though I don’t know what could top those (well, me getting some actual sex, sure, but that’s not likely).

And about that birthday wild monkey sex… well… my location’s listed to the left. You know how to get to Florida, right? 😉

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/6 "2003-09-08T15:02:00Z")

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I’m 29 today as well. Do we get cool membership cards or something?

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/7 "2003-09-08T15:28:54Z")

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I’m 30 in two weeks time.

I admire your positive outlook. My announcement thread will be held in the Pit.

You are all invited.

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**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/8 "2003-09-08T16:03:20Z")

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Happy birthday, Lsura, and many happy returns!

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/9 "2003-09-08T16:26:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*  
> \*\*And about that birthday wild monkey sex… well… my location’s listed to the left. You know how to get to Florida, right? 😉 \*\*

Well, sure I know _how_ to get to Florida. But I just can’t possibly make it there today. See, I swam for 40 minutes (phys ed class that I’m auditing), then I had lunch, now I’m checking e-mail, then I get to do the reading for my 2:00 class. I get out of that at 5:00, then I get to have dinner and then I work 6:15-9:30.

And it starts all over again tomorrow…maybe by Saturday I’ll get the time to have a glass of wine for my birthday. But I’m looking forward to getting my membership card! Do I get any special discounts with that? Are there any events?

**CBEscapee** , happy birthday to you! And to you too, **slortar**!

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**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/10 "2003-09-08T16:37:04Z")

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Gravity will take over now. \<g\>  
happy B-day

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-im-30/200281/11 "2003-09-09T00:49:09Z")

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Happy 30th, **Lsura**!

Boy howdy, that birthday’s a long way back in my rearview mirror. I’m still good friends with the couple who threw me my 30th birthday party. They didn’t have any kids yet then. Their oldest just started college last week.
