# Yippee Kyy Yay, Mf'r - SDMB Poker, 3rd Quarter 2007 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 5, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663 "2007-07-05T22:48:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/61 "2007-08-08T05:20:14Z")
Well, almost three hours later I am now a whopping .90c richer. 19th/2397 players. Fear my awesome poker skillz! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/62 "2007-08-09T19:32:05Z")
21st Anniversary today…dinner out on the town tonight…therefore, I will be absent. You guys would just beat me up anyways, just like last week. Hopefully next week. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/63 "2007-08-09T19:43:04Z")
Huge **CONGRATS!** on the annivesary, **Yeti**! We’ll miss ya. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/64 "2007-08-09T20:45:10Z")
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex] 21st Anniversary today…dinner out on the town tonight…therefore, I will be absent. You guys would just beat me up anyways, just like last week. Hopefully next week. [/QUOTE] Yeah, right… You’re just skeered since the Duck of Death is back! Better wait 2 weeks, I’ll be tapped out again by then 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/65 "2007-08-09T21:46:40Z")
Have you all searched yourselves at [SharkScope?](http://www.sharkscope.com/index.html) For some reason, they have me listed as a fish. 😃 Seriously, though, I have no idea what the data mean. Av. stake $2? I don’t think so - the only thing I play at Stars these days is $1 SnG’s. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/66 "2007-08-10T06:20:30Z")
Results: 1. **Oslo** Yay me! 2. ast 3. kyy 4. the Duck of Suck - welcome back, mf’er 5. missy 6. root 7. dag 8. nook ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/67 "2007-08-10T06:34:11Z")
And the quarterly standings: 1 Kyyrewyyoae 68.8 2 Oslo Ostragoth 66.6 3 Robot Arm 62.0 4 Asterion 60.3 5 Dag Otto 57.5 6 Nanook of the North 47.6 7 Miss Take 40.1 ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/68 "2007-08-10T12:55:17Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] Results: 1. **Oslo** Yay me! 2. the Duck of Suck - welcome back, mf’er [/QUOTE] You realize that there is a direct relationship between #1 and #4? You sucked out a river flush card to get a pile of my chips, then I _failed_ to suck out my river card to give you the rest of them. Some welcome back! (Oh..Hi Missy! 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/69 "2007-08-10T23:24:25Z")
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat] You realize that there is a direct relationship between #1 and #4? You sucked out a river flush card to get a pile of my chips, then I _failed_ to suck out my river card to give you the rest of them. Some welcome back! [/QUOTE] The hand complained of: > [@CrazyPoker](#): > > \*\* Game ID 1546764958 starting - 2007-08-09 21:26:07 > \*\* SDMB[1102335]:Table 1 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (50.00|100.00 No Limit - MTT) Real Money > > - MissTake sitting in seat 1 with $1225.00 > - Dag\_Otto sitting in seat 2 with $1085.00 > - DukeOfRat sitting in seat 3 with $2330.00 [Dealer] > - RobotArm sitting in seat 4 with $2080.00 > - asterion1 sitting in seat 5 with $1375.00 > - NorthNanook sitting in seat 6 with $725.00 > - Kyyrewyyoae sitting in seat 7 with $1785.00 > - Oslo\_Ostra sitting in seat 8 with $1320.00 > > RobotArm posted the small blind - $25.00 > asterion1 posted the big blind - $50.00 > > \*\* Dealing card to Oslo\_Ostra: 7 of Clubs, Ace of Clubs > NorthNanook called - $50.00 > Kyyrewyyoae folded > Oslo\_Ostra called - $50.00 > MissTake folded > Dag\_Otto folded > DukeOfRat called - $50.00 > RobotArm called - $50.00 > asterion1 checked > > \*\* Dealing the flop: 3 of Clubs, Jack of Clubs, 3 of Hearts > RobotArm checked > asterion1 checked > NorthNanook checked > Oslo\_Ostra bet - $250.00 > DukeOfRat raised - $500.00 > RobotArm folded > asterion1 folded > NorthNanook folded > Oslo\_Ostra called - $500.00 > > \*\* Dealing the turn: 7 of Diamonds > Oslo\_Ostra checked > DukeOfRat bet - $450.00 > Oslo\_Ostra went all-in - $770.00 > DukeOfRat called - $770.00 > DukeOfRat shows: Jack of Diamonds, 10 of Diamonds > > \*\* Dealing the river: King of Clubs > Oslo\_Ostra wins $2790.00 from the main pot > > End of game 1546764958 Paired, nut flush draw plus an overcard Ace? 14 outs, getting 3.5 to 1. More acceptable risk than suckout. (Not that I did the math in my head during the game.) And, by the time I got you again, you had all your chips back! The (almost) fatal blow (left you with about 100 chips): > [@CrazyPoker](#): > > \*\* Game ID 1546782326 starting - 2007-08-09 21:50:26 > \*\* SDMB[1102335]:Table 1 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (150.00|300.00 No Limit - MTT) Real Money > > - DukeOfRat sitting in seat 3 with $2511.66 > - asterion1 sitting in seat 5 with $2088.34 > - Kyyrewyyoae sitting in seat 7 with $4766.67 [Dealer] > - Oslo\_Ostra sitting in seat 8 with $2408.33 > > Oslo\_Ostra posted the small blind - $75.00 > DukeOfRat posted the big blind - $150.00 > > \*\* Dealing card to Oslo\_Ostra: 8 of Clubs, 8 of Hearts > asterion1 folded > Kyyrewyyoae folded > Oslo\_Ostra raised - $300.00 > DukeOfRat called - $300.00 > > \*\* Dealing the flop: Queen of Hearts, 8 of Diamonds, Ace of Diamonds > Oslo\_Ostra bet - $600.00 > DukeOfRat raised - $1200.00 > Oslo\_Ostra raised - $1800.00 > DukeOfRat called - $1800.00 > > \*\* Dealing the turn: 9 of Clubs > Oslo\_Ostra went all-in - $383.33 > DukeOfRat called - $383.33 > DukeOfRat shows: Queen of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds > > \*\* Dealing the river: 4 of Clubs > Oslo\_Ostra wins $4966.66 from the main pot > > End of game 1546782326 Tried to push me around, didn’t you? Anyway, glad you could rejoin us. Good luck in the freerolls! ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/70 "2007-08-17T03:23:38Z")
Tremble with FEAR all you before me! I am DUCK! Crusher of HOPES! Slayer of DREAMS! And I have $.46!! 😛 (1) Duck (2) Root (3) Ast (4) Oslo (5) Kyy (6) Yeti (7) Missy (Hi Missy!!) (8) Dag ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/71 "2007-08-18T00:05:29Z")
The standings: 1 Kyyrewyyoae 65.6 2 Robot Arm 65.2 3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.0 4 Asterion 61.4 5 Dag Otto 51.9 6 Nanook of the North 47.6 7 Miss Take 37.4 Congrats to **Duke** for regaining his grim form so soon after a lengthy absence. Three within a point of the lead? Wow! Hard to believe I’m one of them, though. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/72 "2007-08-18T00:24:33Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] Three within a point of the lead? Wow! Hard to believe I’m one of them, though. [/QUOTE] Just wait until my third game. 😃 With a 1st and a 4th, I’ll be up there unless I totally tank next week. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/73 "2007-08-18T04:42:23Z")
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat] Just wait until my third game. 😃 With a 1st and a 4th, I’ll be up there unless I totally tank next week. [/QUOTE] So I’m definitely bringing my 12 gauge shotgun loaded for Duck. Right now you would come in with a ranking of 77.8. Obviously, we need to do some Duck-plucking next week. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/74 "2007-08-18T19:07:27Z")
Don’t be hatin’ on the kindly Duck. All I want is your chips and I’ll go about my business. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/75 "2007-08-19T02:29:56Z")
[Hysterical](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qc_QRy6B4#GU5U2spHI_4) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/76 "2007-08-19T03:49:35Z")
I also give you [tuff\_fish](http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tuff_fish&search=Search). ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/77 "2007-08-19T04:06:40Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] I also give you [tuff\_fish](http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tuff_fish&search=Search). [/QUOTE] Is that the same tuff\_fish with a petition in California to legalize internet poker but with a whole list of restrictions like no multi-tabling and an insanely high rake and criminalization of PokerTracker (both removed, apparently from the final petition to be circulated)? ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/78 "2007-08-19T22:35:32Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] [Hysterical](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qc_QRy6B4#GU5U2spHI_4) [/QUOTE] That’s great. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/79 "2007-08-20T02:33:14Z")
OK, got $.75 for 179/64XX in the freeroll, so I have 12 weeks in the bank now. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/80 "2007-08-20T14:58:41Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] [Hysterical](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qc_QRy6B4#GU5U2spHI_4) [/QUOTE] “Everybody is out to get Hitler” _snerk_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663.md?page=5)