# Yippee Kyy Yay, Mf'r - SDMB Poker, 3rd Quarter 2007

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 5, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663 "2007-07-05T22:48:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/141 "2007-09-08T00:44:22Z")

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Remember my reference to “the Jimmy Stewart thread” a week or two ago? [Here it is](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=433062&page=1&pp=50). Still makes me laugh out loud.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/142 "2007-09-08T01:19:02Z")

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[QUOTE=MissTake]  
Ahem.

1. Duckie
2. Rootie
3. Ostie
4. Kyy-ie
5. Astie
6. Daggie
7. ME ME again.

W00t!  
[/QUOTE]  
There is a new sheriff in town, and her name is **MissTake**.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/143 "2007-09-08T01:26:08Z")

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The standings for the quarter:

1 Oslo Ostragoth 66.3  
2 Dag Otto 63.5  
3 Kyyrewyyoae 59.6  
4t Asterion 57.4  
4t Miss Take 57.4  
6 Duke of Rat 56.9  
7 Robot Arm 54.8  
8 Nanook of the North 52.1  
9 Yeticus Rex 19.2

Three games left if anyone wants to make a move.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/144 "2007-09-08T03:01:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
There is a new sheriff in town, and her name is **MissTake**.  
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Damn skippy, bucko!

(Of course now that I have jinxed myself!)

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/145 "2007-09-09T02:58:10Z")

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Got 6/313 in the $1 NL Freezeout tonite, $14.06 for that. So $32 profit over 2 tourneys on the real money games, that’s way better than the freerolls.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/146 "2007-09-09T03:07:31Z")

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Man, I have over 50 in my account now. I had .29 when I started back, that’s killer.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/147 "2007-09-10T04:36:30Z")

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**Duke** : iffin ya don’t mind some rude railbirds, you might turn on yer AIM when you’re thrashing these tables. Wow. $0.29 to $50.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/148 "2007-09-10T18:15:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
The standings for the quarter:

9 Yeticus Rex 19.2

Three games left if anyone wants to make a move.  
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I think I need to assassinate the whole leaderboard to make any move this quarter. ☹

Last night…would you believe this bit of crap…I was in 4 separate 10-seater SnG’s and I came in 4th every single time…for a total of $0…missing the top 3 payout spots. ☹☹

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/149 "2007-09-11T00:28:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
**Duke** : iffin ya don’t mind some rude railbirds, you might turn on yer AIM when you’re thrashing these tables. Wow. $0.29 to $50.  
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It’s on 🙂

Looks like about 75 players in a $5+1 NL Freezout

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/150 "2007-09-11T23:03:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
**Duke** : iffin ya don’t mind some rude railbirds, you might turn on yer AIM when you’re thrashing these tables. Wow. $0.29 to $50.  
[/QUOTE]

It’s on, 2+.25 Freezeout

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/151 "2007-09-13T15:16:45Z")

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I didn’t see the game for this week so I made one.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/152 "2007-09-14T18:47:15Z")

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Ok, I know I won last night’s game, but I forgot which order the heads rolled…good job in the Freezeout **Duck** , and **Missy** …oh, so close!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/153 "2007-09-14T19:19:28Z")

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I stayed close to break-even for the first few levels, survived a few desperation moves and finished third. It was a miracle I was in the money.

What was the deal last night? Every time I had a hand, you all folded. I slow-played a flush; nothing. Is there some meme going around that I never bluff?

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/154 "2007-09-14T19:21:03Z")

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Oslo was gonna post a screen cap of the results, not sure if he ever got it hosted but he should have the cap saved. I know where I finished 😃

And yeah, Missy got a bad beat put on her to go out 10th in the $1. Her exit enabled me to advance into the money, but I didn’t make it much deeper. 2 Dopers in the final table was pretty cool though.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/155 "2007-09-14T19:22:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
I stayed close to break-even for the first few levels, survived a few desperation moves and finished third. It was a miracle I was in the money.

What was the deal last night? Every time I had a hand, you all folded. I slow-played a flush; nothing. Is there some meme going around that I never bluff?  
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I never had any really decent starting hands, a loud fart in my general direction was enough to get me off a hand.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/156 "2007-09-14T19:50:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]  
And yeah, Missy got a bad beat put on her to go out 10th in the $1. Her exit enabled me to advance into the money, but I didn’t make it much deeper. 2 Dopers in the final table was pretty cool though.  
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How many tournaments do you enter that you don’t post about? It seems like you cash every time. I don’t know how you do it.

I’ve tried a few freerolls; cashed once, and it took a couple hours and some good luck. I think I made $1.50. I’ll have to try one of those cheap freezeouts sometime.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/157 "2007-09-14T19:56:31Z")

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I jumped into $1 SnG and got 2nd for $2.70 last night…took only 25 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/158 "2007-09-14T20:06:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
How many tournaments do you enter that you don’t post about? It seems like you cash every time. I don’t know how you do it.

I’ve tried a few freerolls; cashed once, and it took a couple hours and some good luck. I think I made $1.50. I’ll have to try one of those cheap freezeouts sometime.  
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I cash about 1 out of 5 or 6 of the money tourneys, a lot less than that in the freerolls. Still, those 4 or 5 losses can eat your stack up. After I passed the $50 mark, I entered a $5, a $3 a couple of $2 and a couple of $1 and won zilch. But right before that I cashed in back to back tourneys (not back to back the same night, but consecutive tourneys I entered). Last night was the first cash I’d had in 5 previous trys.

And I did sort of post about the ones I didn’t win, back when **Oslo** told me to turn my AIM on when I was playing I posted “It’s on” or something a couple of times. When I didn’t come back in full gloat, that’s when I didn’t cash 🙂

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/159 "2007-09-15T03:07:55Z")

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Last night’s results:

1 Yeti  
2 ast  
3 root  
4 missy  
5 kyy  
6 Oslo  
7 dag  
8 Duke

and the standings for the quarter:

1 Oslo Ostragoth 63.9  
2 Dag Otto 60.7  
3 Asterion 60.1  
4 Kyyrewyyoae 58.3  
5 Miss Take 57.2  
6 Robot Arm 56.2  
7 Nanook of the North 52.1  
8 Duke of Rat 51.3  
9 Yeticus Rex 50.8

Can’t believe I retained the lead.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yippee-kyy-yay-mfr-sdmb-poker-3rd-quarter-2007/410663/160 "2007-09-15T05:01:44Z")

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I should add in the interest of full disclosure:

Shit. I woke up face down on my keyboard in a puddle of my drool very late in the night.

I have to find a way to reconcile poker night with early and long work days.

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