# Yjrtr od dp,ryjomhj etpmh eoyj ,u lrunrstf. mrrf jr;\[ gsdy@ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 3, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047 "2008-02-03T01:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/1 "2008-02-03T01:52:20Z")
Sd upi vsm drr yjod od mpy jpe O idid;;u yu[r/ Vsm dp,rpmr hobr mr sm ofrs pg ejsy O vsm fp yp foc yjodz/ Yjsmld. DDH Dvjestyx ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/2 "2008-02-03T01:58:44Z")
‘There is something wrong with my keyboard. need help fast!’ Only the period seems to be in the right place. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/3 "2008-02-03T02:01:05Z")
Are we now goofing around in GQ of all places? Please keep it in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/4 "2008-02-03T02:05:01Z")
Also, ‘mr’ should be ‘,r’ and ‘foc’ should be ‘goc’. The Shift key is next to the Z. Maybe wrap it around and use the tilde (instead of wrapping back to the right side of the column)? ---
**Author:** ![WoodenTaco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@WoodenTaco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WoodenTaco)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/5 "2008-02-03T02:08:28Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] As you can see this is not how I **ususlly** type. Can someone give **ne** an idea of what I can do to **dix** this? Thanks\*\*.\*\* SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Close, but no cigar. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/6 "2008-02-03T02:10:49Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] Also, ‘mr’ should be ‘,r’ and ‘foc’ should be ‘goc’. The Shift key is next to the Z. Maybe wrap it around and use the tilde (instead of wrapping back to the right side of the column)? [/QUOTE] O ytorf yj ets[ oy stpimf smf oy hpy ypp vpmgidomg gpt ,r/ Yjr eptd [sty od yjsy zo vsmay idr d[r;;vjrvlrrf pm yjod [pdy/ DDH Dvjestyx ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/7 "2008-02-03T02:18:30Z")
Niu s mre lrunpstf/ Buy a new keyboard. That was kinda fun to type. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/8 "2008-02-03T02:35:58Z")
\ I’m going to assume (dangerous stuff) that your keyboard is not really messed up. I’m going to send this to MPSIMS. \ ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/9 "2008-02-03T03:25:02Z")
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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/10 "2008-02-03T03:35:02Z")
[QUOTE=Hypnagogic Jerk] Deleted. [/QUOTE] Swkrws. Rgua oisr gaa vwwb kwdrws vt rgw Kwdruar~ ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/11 "2008-02-03T03:35:29Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Sd upi vsm drr yjod od mpy jpe O idid;;u yu[r/ Vsm dp,rpmr hobr mr sm ofrs pg ejsy O vsm fp yp **foc** yjodz/ Yjsmld. DDH Dvjestyx [/QUOTE] (wnog aua nubw) aruxj tiye xixj ub ur.. Vyr aweuiyaktm tiy;kk bwws ri rwkk ya ainw atarwn ubdien ruib kuje wgat ioeratuib ststen tiy;re ysubgm ir qw x b;r gwko tiy, ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/12 "2008-02-03T03:39:10Z")
Rrrrrrrrrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/13 "2008-02-03T03:55:15Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Rgua oisr gaa vwwb kwdrws vt rgw Kwdruar~ [/QUOTE] Bir cwet qwkk U nyar a;t, 😛 : oisr% Ua rg:r ; nuz vwrqwwb ; oiar ;bs ; ois% 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/14 "2008-02-03T04:11:54Z")
Jesus done fried the good SSG’s keyboard. Let us Pray. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/15 "2008-02-03T05:05:36Z")
O s, ytuomh yjr mre lr[bpstf mpe/ Od yjod smu nnryyrtZ DDH Dvjestyx ---
**Author:** ![memmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@memmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/memmy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/16 "2008-02-03T05:56:46Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] O s, ytuomh yjr mre lr[bpstf mpe/ Od yjod smu nnryyrtZ DDH Dvjestyx [/QUOTE] People can’t post in foreign languages, but they can post in code (being generous) or gibberish? What a fucking waste. Even for MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/17 "2008-02-03T05:58:27Z")
Str ui kidy yu[omh ;olr yjodZ ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/18 "2008-02-03T06:05:53Z")
[QUOTE=memmy] People can’t post in foreign languages, but they can post in code (being generous) or gibberish? What a fucking waste. Even for MPSIMS. [/QUOTE] oy od s dyi[of vpfr yjsy yslrd snpiy 3 drvpmfd yp gohitr piy/// ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/19 "2008-02-03T06:07:33Z")
U rgubj u dufyews iyr rgw awxewr xisw tiy fyta sew skk rskjubf ub, si u fwr s oeuxw? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047/20 "2008-02-03T06:12:10Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] Str ui kidy yu[omh ;olr yjodZ [/QUOTE] Sndp;iyr; vpttrvy DDH Dvjestyx [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yjrtr-od-dp-ryjomhj-etpmh-eoyj-u-lrunrstf-mrrf-jr-gsdy/436047.md?page=2)