# Yo, Coldfire

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 13, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120 "2003-03-13T16:05:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/1 "2003-03-13T16:05:19Z")

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In what way exactly by asking a question, and then in response to several completely out-of-place attacks posting some clarification, am I [failing to show decorum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=169185&perpage=50&pagenumber=2)? I’d appreciate in future if you’re going to reprimand me that you wait until such time as I actually break a rule. Thanks ever so.

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/2 "2003-03-13T16:13:15Z")

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Dude, did you know that it says “ASSHAT” under your username? Cool trick!

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/3 "2003-03-13T16:15:21Z")

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ASSHAT 😃

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/4 "2003-03-13T16:17:21Z")

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> Otto  
> ASSHAT

Hahahahahah! I seriously think I just burst something laughing. I don’t even know what any of this is about yet, but that’s rich. ::wiping tears from eyes::

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/5 "2003-03-13T16:17:53Z")

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It’s Lynn’s little joke, which I’m sure she will be rescinding ANY MINUTE NOW. See [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=169246)

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/6 "2003-03-13T16:18:21Z")

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**Lynn** made a funny. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/7 "2003-03-13T16:19:15Z")

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First time I’ve laughed in a couple of weeks.

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**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/8 "2003-03-13T16:19:19Z")

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ASSHAT

Wow.

Damn The Clique[symbol]ä[/symbol]

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/9 "2003-03-13T16:20:53Z")

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So who do you need to give lousy head to in order to get the ASSHAT?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/10 "2003-03-13T16:23:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Otto \*  
> \*\*It’s Lynn’s little joke, which I’m sure she will be rescinding ANY MINUTE NOW. \*\*

I don’t know whether it would be funnier to undo it or not. But maybe I’d better go ahead and put everything back to normal, now that everyone knows my POWER.

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/11 "2003-03-13T16:24:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*So who do you need to give lousy head to in order to get the ASSHAT? \*\*

Depends. If you’re female, that’d be me.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/12 "2003-03-13T16:26:58Z")

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_snort_ _chuckle_

I’m sorry Otto. Your question was again?

[sub]Hee hee hee[/sub] 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/13 "2003-03-13T16:27:40Z")

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Oh, and thanks for giving me another point for the Mod Pitting Rankings[sup]TM[/sup].

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/14 "2003-03-13T16:27:59Z")

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I about peed my pants when I saw that. Are you the first to have a custom status (other than Cecil?) I have a vague recollection of someone having one before…I can’t remember who.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/15 "2003-03-13T16:29:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sauron \*  
> \*\*Depends. If you’re female, that’d be me. \*\*

That would be a negative. Guess you’re out of luck.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/16 "2003-03-13T16:33:24Z")

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Dangit, I was too late to see it.

Here, let me try and imagine…

_dink_

Bwhaaahaaa!!!

Hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/17 "2003-03-13T16:34:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> **I’m sorry Otto. Your question was again?**

In what way exactly by asking a question, and then in response to several completely out-of-place attacks posting some clarification, am I failing to show decorum?

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/18 "2003-03-13T16:35:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*That would be a negative. Guess you’re out of luck. \*\*

Story of my life.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/19 "2003-03-13T16:36:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Velma \*  
> \*\*I about peed my pants when I saw that. Are you the first to have a custom status (other than Cecil?) I have a vague recollection of someone having one before…I can’t remember who. \*\*

Oh, I used to put a custom status on some people I banned. I believe that my most famous was when I banned 2Sexy4mycomputer and put in 2stupid2live, or something like that. Under the old system, when I banned someone, I’d have to remove posting privileges and change a few other things. I’d also have to type in a custom member status…which was usually just “Banned”. In this new system, I can just select “BANNED” from a dropdown menu of usergroups.

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**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-coldfire/161120/20 "2003-03-13T16:39:34Z")

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Maybe we could use custom status as a warning for those about to be banned, but the Mods think may act better with a stern waring. i.e.

lionel  
On Thin Ice

Whadda ya think?

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