# Yo Mama (Geek Style)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 12, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403 "2006-04-12T17:03:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/1 "2006-04-12T17:03:53Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat, she has an event horizon.
Yo Mama’s so fat, that when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the bacteria stopped because it got full.
Yo Mama’s so fat, that when she walks by atomic clocks they have to be recalibrated.
Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s now just one long chain lipid.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/2 "2006-04-12T17:31:29Z")
You know, your mom is getting a tad large. She needs to lay off the twenty-two sevenths.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Burn!
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/3 "2006-04-12T17:45:19Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s gonna have irreversible health problems!
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/4 "2006-04-12T19:45:12Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat, that she has a -10 modifier to her agility!
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/5 "2006-04-12T19:46:55Z")
Mater-of-thine is so obese, she has lots of little maters orbiting around her.
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### Author:  [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/6 "2006-04-12T19:56:38Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, seismologists send tsunami warnings to the Pacific Rim countries every time she rolls over in bed.
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### Author:  [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/7 "2006-04-12T19:58:25Z")
Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she makes carbon look like hydrogen.
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### Author:  [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/8 "2006-04-12T19:59:17Z")
Yo Mama’s so ugly, Cthulu turned her down for a date.
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### Author:  [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/9 "2006-04-12T20:03:45Z")
Yo’ Mama so lazy she makes a Bradypus tridactylus look like a Acinonyx jubatus.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/10 "2006-04-12T20:06:19Z")
Your mother is so fat \, she makes Jabba look like Oola! Ha ha! Heh ha ha!
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### Author:  [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/11 "2006-04-12T20:09:57Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, the Sizzler Corporation’s stock price drops 3% every time she goes there for the lunch buffet.
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### Author:  [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/12 "2006-04-12T20:18:28Z")
Yo mama’s so dumb, she’s a negative genius (the square root of her IQ is 11.832i).
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### Author:  [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/13 "2006-04-12T20:22:58Z")
Yo momma’s so fat, she magnifies and bends light from distant galaxies, thus providing astrophysicists with a view into the universe’s infancy.
Yo momma’s so fat, she got hungry and ate both of Schroedinger’s cats - the dead one and the live one.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks superstrings are what’s attached to her tampons.
Oh, SNAP!
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### Author:  [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/14 "2006-04-12T20:30:13Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat down on Plank’s constant and bent the h-bar.
Yo mama’s so fat, she bends _light_.
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s proof that dimensions are circular.
Yo mama’s so fat, she went to sunbathe and people tried to unbeach her.
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### Author:  [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/15 "2006-04-12T20:32:02Z")
> [@Crown Prince of Irony](#):
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> Yo momma’s so fat, she magnifies and bends light from distant galaxies, thus providing astrophysicists with a view into the universe’s infancy.
Damn you, **Prince!**
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### Author:  [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/16 "2006-04-12T20:37:50Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s only ninety _eight_ percent empty space!
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/17 "2006-04-12T20:40:12Z")
Yo’ Jedi mama’s so fat, she outgrew her midi-chlorians and had to get maxi-chlorians.
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### Author:  [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/18 "2006-04-12T20:44:06Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> Yo’ Jedi mama’s so fat, she outgrew her midi-chlorians and had to get maxi-chlorians.
**pinkfreud** , that was awesome. :bows:
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### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/19 "2006-04-12T20:56:31Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, her warp core needs _septolithium_ crystals.
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### Author:  [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/20 "2006-04-12T21:21:43Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat, she’d choke a sarlacc pit.
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