# Yo Mama (Geek Style) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403 "2006-04-12T17:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/21 "2006-04-12T21:35:14Z")
Your momma’s so dumb, she likes _Highlander 2_ better than the original! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/22 "2006-04-12T21:39:49Z")
I once actually heard a fellow nerd use, in all seriousness: “Yo momma’s so dumb, she thought the derivative of cosine was regular old sine!” ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/23 "2006-04-12T22:12:23Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat, that instead of the camera adding 20 pounds, she adds 20 pounds to my camera. Yo Mama’s so fat, Google’s next satelite project is going to be Google Yo Mama. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/24 "2006-04-12T22:14:36Z")
Yo Boba’s so Fett that… ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/25 "2006-04-12T23:54:42Z")
Yo mama’s so dumb, she can’t even speak. Yo mama’s so fat that when I took her to prom, because no one else would go with me, not even Doris my Odyssey of the Mind teammate who has only half an eye…wait …where was I going with this? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/26 "2006-04-13T00:25:55Z")
Engineers once tried figuring out what would happen if they built a gigantic treadmill and got a real 747 to use it as a runway. We’ll never know the results because Yo Mamma thought the treadmill was a Yo Mamma sized sidewalk before they could do the experiment and that was the end of that. ---
**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/27 "2006-04-13T01:10:29Z")
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she swims in the ocean waves break around her from all sides. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/28 "2006-04-13T01:15:06Z")
Yo Mama so dumb, she still uses AOL. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/29 "2006-04-13T01:25:48Z")
Your female parental unit is so obese you have to run the ship on impulse just to have enough power to use the cargo teleport on deck B2. _snork_ Your female parental unit is so stupid she sits **in the back row** at Mensa meetings. _snap_ Your female parental unit is so obese and so old they discovered Tiktaalik in one of her belly folds. _snicker_ Your female parental unit is so stupid she thinks port 80 is on the waterfront. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/30 "2006-04-13T02:33:45Z")
[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek] Yo mama’s so fat, she sat down on Plank’s constant and bent the h-bar. [/QUOTE] I bow to your geek skills, sir. Yo mamma’s so dumb she a member of the [natural philosophy alliance](http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Deneb/)! ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/31 "2006-04-13T04:27:05Z")
Yo momma’s so fat she calculated pi to the last digit, _and then that bitch ate every damn slice!_ And since someone dragged out the plane-on-a-treadmill bit, I’ll use the waaayback machine: Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks scalar weapons are 1920s-style death rays. Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks scalar weapons are 1920s-style death rays. Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks scalar weapons are [1920s-style death rays](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=202225). And in a bow to current movie-geek culture: Yo momma’s so dumb that she thinks **Snakes on a Plane** is a stupid name for a movie. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/32 "2006-04-13T04:28:33Z")
[QUOTE=Crown Prince of Irony] Yo momma’s so fat she calculated pi to the last digit, _and then that bitch ate every damn slice!_ [/quote] Yo momma’s so dumb, she doesn’t know how to close out her italics tags. Wait, no, that’s me. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/33 "2006-04-13T07:12:28Z")
Yo momma’s so fat, the _Enterprise_ sent Away teams to explore her. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/34 "2006-04-13T12:50:08Z")
Yo Mama so fat, she changes the tides… _ON TETHYS!_. Yo Mama so fat, her own gravity will probably collapse her into a singuarity. 5 // /\ l\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/35 "2006-04-13T14:00:32Z")
Yo Mama so fat the Borg couldn’t assimiluate all of her. Yo Mama so fat she gives Mr. Spock emotional reactions. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/36 "2006-04-13T15:10:20Z")
Yo Mama so fat she can reverse the polarity of a neutron flow! Yo Mama so fat she fills the entire Tardis! ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/37 "2006-04-13T16:50:17Z")
Yo Mama is so dumb she applied to the electoral college . . . and was shocked she didn’t get in! Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks the Ivy League is a gardening association. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/38 "2006-04-13T18:46:59Z")
Yo momma’s so fat, the Death Star was a scale model of _her_! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/39 "2006-04-13T18:59:27Z")
“That’s no moon. It’s Yo Mama!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/40 "2006-04-13T19:00:42Z")
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