# Yo Mama (Geek Style) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403 "2006-04-12T17:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/61 "2006-04-15T06:04:29Z")
[QUOTE=pinkfreud] Yo’ mama’s so fat that when she put on the Van Allen belt, she had to let it out a notch. [/QUOTE] Geeky, and yet not too. Nice. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/62 "2006-04-15T13:01:04Z")
[QUOTE=Caricci] Yo mama so fat, the friction from her thighs rubbing together when she walks burning your dog. [/QUOTE] Yo mama so fat, when she gets nekkid, penis does not ensue. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/63 "2006-04-15T18:42:15Z")
Yo’ mama so ugly, she got an MSDS on her face. Yo’ mama so ugly, a basilisk hasta use a mirror to look at yo’ mama. Yo’ mama so ugly, one look at her is LD-50. Yo’ mama so ugly, her face can stop a clock — but she’s so fat, she can stop a sundial. Yo’ mama so fat, her scale is in _long_ pounds. Yo’ mama so fat, when she sits around the Klein bottle, she really sits _around_ the Klein bottle. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/64 "2006-04-15T19:00:27Z")
Yo’ mama so deaf, Vogon poetry has no effect on her. Yo’ mama so stank, she make smilax herbacea smell like rosa nutkana. Yo’ mama so cheap, she buy milk by the dram. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/65 "2006-04-15T19:17:28Z")
Yo’ mama so fat, she got a rain shadow. Yo’ mama so fat, she lives at Lagrangian Point. Yo’ mama so fat, satellites going by overhead get _stuck._ Yo’ mama so fat, she’s got an aquifer for a waterbed. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/66 "2006-04-15T20:18:44Z")
Η μαμα σου ειναι τοσο ευρωστη, αυτη μβορει να σκοτωσει τον Αχιλλευ. Huh? What do you mean, “Geek”? Oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![sundog66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@sundog66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sundog66)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/67 "2006-04-15T23:02:25Z")
From [here](http://www.humordatabase.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/ENG-HDB.woa/3/wa/Category?cid=1289-11_MMV&wosid=IQWld6aEDQwQtc500m4O6g): Your mama’s so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness caused a stack overflow. Your mama’s so dumb, she tried to minimize a 12-variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/68 "2006-04-16T00:22:55Z")
Yo momma so fat, she got taken over by a small militia and renamed “The People’s Democratic Republic of Your Mom” ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/69 "2006-04-16T00:35:45Z")
Yo’ mama’s so fat, when she went downtown wearin’ a Malcolm X tee-shirt with a big red X on it, Lando Calrissian mistook her for a spaceport and landed on her. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/70 "2006-04-16T02:39:13Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, that when they dumped her on diskworld it became 45 world. Yo mama’s so dumb, she thinks all the bases are belong to her. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/71 "2006-04-16T02:47:56Z")
yo mama’s so ugly, Buffy mistook her for a demon yo mama’s so fat, she makes Stanley Walker look normal ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/72 "2006-04-16T02:48:58Z")
Yo mama’s so dumb, she thinks Firefly is a lightening bug ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/73 "2006-04-16T03:26:40Z")
Yo’ momma’ so hairy, Chewbacca kicked her ass outta bed. Yo’ momma’ so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/74 "2006-04-16T04:03:00Z")
[QUOTE=mobo85] Yo momma’s so fat, when she spends 20 minutes in the Marianas Trench, she spends 20 minutes _ **in** _ the [Marianas Trench!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=283407) [/QUOTE] Oh, we’re gonna go there are we? Well, man has landed on the moon six times and spent almost 300 hours on the moons surface (not all EVA). But yo momma’s so ugly, man has visited Yo Momma’s Trench just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes. Oh, don’t you go anywhere, I ain’t done yet. Yo momma’s so fat, that if the salt in her sweat could be removed and spread evenly over the Earth’s land surface it would form a layer more than 500 feet thick, about the height of a 40 story office building. Yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks Bukkake is a Japanese restaurant. I have it on good authority that she loves the place. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/75 "2006-04-16T04:23:25Z")
Yo mama is so fat, three of her kids are named Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto. Yo mama is so fat, fat got insulted. Yo mama is so fat, that after she signed up for [MySpace.com](http://MySpace.com), they said there was no space left. Yo mama is so fat, her subcutaneous layers went on strike. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/76 "2006-04-16T06:52:40Z")
Yo mama so fat, one can’t find enough usable material in the UNIVERSE to build a Dyson Sphere around her! Yo mama so ugly, she lowers the ‘charisma’ of everyone in her party! Yo mama so ugly, even a _Beholder_ wouldn’t look at her. Yo mama so fat, when she blocks out the sun even the CORONA can’t be seen. Yo mama so fat, even the transporters in the cargo bay couldn’t fully dematerialize her! Yo mama so fat that star classifications now are “white dwarf, red giant, and _YO MAMA_”! ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/77 "2006-04-16T06:56:20Z")
BMI[sub]YoMama[/sub] \> e[sup]4[/sup] :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/78 "2006-04-16T06:57:19Z")
OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!!! I just thought of another… \ Yo mama so ugly, even Chuck Norris is afraid to look! ---
**Author:** ![Doom\_Slinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Doom\_Slinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doom_Slinger)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/79 "2006-04-16T21:14:58Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and trans-fatty-acid-rich partially hydrogenated oil came out! ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/80 "2006-04-16T22:05:10Z")
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