# Yo Mama (Geek Style) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403 "2006-04-12T17:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/101 "2006-05-02T13:23:40Z")
Curse you all with the fury of four a _Cygni_ s. ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/102 "2006-05-02T14:20:02Z")
Yo mama’s so fat even the One Ring can’t transport her to the Shadow Realm. Yo mama’s so fat that when Gandalf talks about the Crack of Doom, he don’t mean Orodruin. ---
**Author:** ![Svikkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Svikkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svikkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/103 "2006-05-02T14:32:53Z")
Yo mamma’s so ugly, she makes vogons look good ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/104 "2006-05-02T15:50:09Z")
[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion] I think it’s cuz it’s hard to see how you mama could be so massive unless she was approaching the speed of light. [/QUOTE] Only when dealing with relativistic mass of yo’ mama, however. Invariant mass of yo’ mama (which is what we’re pretty much dealing with here) is an inherent property regardless of momentum. At least that’s the way I understand it, but IANA quantum physicist. Oh, and yo’ mama’s so stupid, when I asked her what manufacturer produced her processor chip, she told me Frito Lay. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/105 "2006-05-02T18:16:17Z")
Variants of this have already been posted, but Yo momma’s so fat, lightcones at her surface fail to intersect future null infinity. **Hoopy Frood** , you’re correct, except that you’re not a relativistic physicist, rather than not being a quantum physicist. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/106 "2006-05-02T19:11:47Z")
[QUOTE=Hoopy Frood] Only when dealing with relativistic mass of yo’ mama, however. Invariant mass of yo’ mama (which is what we’re pretty much dealing with here) is an inherent property regardless of momentum. At least that’s the way I understand it, but IANA quantum physicist. [/QUOTE] Yo mama so dumb, she doesn’t know the difference between relativity and quantum mechanics! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403/107 "2006-05-03T19:15:03Z")
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to get a [Sierpinski carpet](http://mathworld.wolfram.com/SierpinskiCarpet.html) installed in her living room, and tried to use a [Menger sponge](http://mathworld.wolfram.com/MengerSponge.html) for birth control. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-geek-style/352403.md?page=5)