# 'Yo Mama' has entered my son's life. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070 "2008-10-08T21:24:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/21 "2008-10-09T00:08:50Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Yo mama’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.” > [@Zsofia](#): > > Yo mama so dumb, it take her an hour to watch 60 Minutes. Eh? > [@](#): > > ETA - I forgot one of my favoties - Yo mama so po - shit, she can’t even afford them last two letters! This one’s great! Yo mama so fat and white, they faked the moon landing on her. ---
**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/22 "2008-10-09T00:14:56Z")
I remember the TV show _In Living Color_ did a skit which claimed to be a “Yo Momma” (or snaps, or dozens, as these contests are referred to) game show – the object being to offend the other person enough that they decided to physically threaten the other. I therefore submit the greatest snap of all time, which nearly caused Jamie Fox to attack Ed ‘Al Bundy’ O’Neil – Yo momma so stupid, your uncle convinced her to give him a _bleep_ job, 'cause it would help him collect unemployment. _bleeped_ audio, and Ed O’Neil’s mouth was blurred, but I don’t think anyone missed the point. And I’ve gotten a bit of mileage out of the Robot Chicken Star Wars parody: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yq-bJEyQKQ) Dunno why my google searches are sending me to Dutch youtube servers, but anyway that is a working link ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/23 "2008-10-09T00:16:58Z")
Damn, most of my favorites have been posted. It doesn’t help that I haven’t had a yo mama session in a good 15 years. Glad to hear it’s still popular. Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smile, traffic slow down! (your best friend now goes, daaaaaaaaaamn!) ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/24 "2008-10-09T00:24:00Z")
Yo mama so fat, I had to take a bus to get on her good side. Yo mama so fat, her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.” Yo mama so fat, the sign at the restaurant says “Capacity: 230 People Or Yo Mama” Yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus the doctor gave her 13 years to live. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/25 "2008-10-09T00:50:34Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > Eh? Hey, I may be dumb, but at least I ain’t yo mama. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/26 "2008-10-09T01:05:01Z")
Hermes: “I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.” Prof. Farnsworth: “Enough about your promiscuous mother Hermes. We have bigger problems.” Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/27 "2008-10-09T01:36:48Z")
Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a head lock. ---
**Author:** ![Dosipede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dosipede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dosipede)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/28 "2008-10-09T01:38:10Z")
Your mother happens to be so unintelligent, she couldn’t get into Yale. Yes. Ah ha-ha. _sips champagne_ ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/29 "2008-10-09T04:39:09Z")
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund. Yo Mama so dumb, I tole her it was chilly outside & she went & got a bowl. Yo Mama so poor when I ring the doorbell at yo house, the toliet flushed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/30 "2008-10-09T04:49:17Z")
Yo mama so fat, her picture weighs 10 pounds. Yo mama so fat, she got lost, and they couldn’t fit her picture on the side of the milk cartons. Yo mama so fat, she’ll never get lost. You mama so fat, she play hopscotch like this, “Mars, Jupiter, Saturn.” I think this one was on the afforementioned In Living Color sketch, as was the hillbilly’s (intentionally lame) response: You mama so fat, we’re inside her right now. Then there was always the, “I cut you down so low,” when you had a really good burn on somebody. I cut you down so low, I spit so you could go swimming. I cut you down so low, you used a piece of tissue paper as the diving board. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/31 "2008-10-09T05:10:03Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she signed up for a MySpace account and was rejected with “out of space”. ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/32 "2008-10-09T05:58:22Z")
Yo Mamma’s so stupid, she took the “Pepsi Challenge” and chose Jif! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/33 "2008-10-09T06:04:19Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a king-size mattress as a maxi pad. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/34 "2008-10-09T07:03:02Z")
Yo Mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/35 "2008-10-09T12:23:49Z")
In high school, we just abbreviated all of those to “Joe & Angie” - Joe Mama Angie Daddy. There was no reason to expand on it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/36 "2008-10-09T13:27:36Z")
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/37 "2008-10-09T14:38:43Z")
Yo momma so fat, they had to change the labels to “One Size Fits MOST”. Yo momma so fat, she got her own ZIP code. Nine-oh-two-one-fat-bitch. Yo momma so fat, yo daddy have to hug her in sections. Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out. Yo momma so fat, it costs five cents to weigh her on a penny scale. Yo momma so fat, kids at the beach pay her to sit in her shadow. Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. Yo momma so dumb, she’s looking for a lake with a hill in it to try out her waterskis. Yo momma so ugly, you can press her face in dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly, she had to trick or treat by phone. Yo momma so ugly, the dentist treats her by mail. Yo momma so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he don’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/38 "2008-10-09T14:44:29Z")
Yo mamma so fat, when she walks past a tree, owls wake up and start hunting. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/39 "2008-10-09T14:54:32Z")
> [@Dosipede](#): > > Your mother happens to be so unintelligent, she couldn’t get into Yale. Yes. Ah ha-ha. _sips champagne_ I say, your mother is so corpulent, when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits _around_ the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa. Yo mama so old, when told to act her age, she dropped dead. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama so ugly, when she got a makeover, they used gasoline and a blowtorch. Yo mama so fat, when she burned her bra, the fire department showed up. Yo mama so old, she pisses dust and farts rust. Yo mama so ugly, her parents kissed her goodnight through a straw. Yo mama so poor, she can’t even afford food stamps. AND THEY FREE! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/40 "2008-10-09T15:02:36Z")
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