# 'Yo Mama' has entered my son's life. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070 "2008-10-08T21:24:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/41 "2008-10-09T19:21:52Z")
Yo mama’s so greasy she uses bacon for a band aid Yo mama’s so old she was the waitress at the last supper Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath first she fills up the tub then she turns on the water Yo mama’s so short she can limbo under the rug Yo mama’s house so small she gotta go outside to change her mind Yo mama’s so poor she’s got her gov’ment cheese on layaway Yo mama’s so they built an observation deck over her ass crack and you can take a donkey ride down inside Yo mama so dumb she tripped and fell up ---
**Author:** ![LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/42 "2008-10-09T19:41:43Z")
Yo mama’s so ugly she needs two tickets when she goes to the zoo … One to get in and the other one to get out ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/43 "2008-10-09T20:19:01Z")
SDMB Geek Yo Mama [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367077&highlight=allen+belt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367077&highlight=allen+belt) My favorite from **pinkfreud** : " Yo’ mama’s so fat that when she put on the Van Allen belt, she had to let it out a notch." ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/44 "2008-10-09T20:28:28Z")
**Eddie Murphy** : Yo mama got her mouth in the back of her neck, and the bitch chew like this [nod head up and down in an exaggerated manner]. Yo mama can’t cross the street 'cause there ain’t a sign that say “waddle.” ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/45 "2008-10-09T20:52:55Z")
Yo mama’s so ugly her dildo goes limp on her ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/46 "2008-10-09T20:58:56Z")
These are AWESOME! Clearly, I had an awful childhood! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/47 "2008-10-09T21:48:04Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, when she backs up, she goes “beep! beep! beep!” Yo mama’s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed a whole season of “Heroes.” Yo mama’s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose. ---
**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/48 "2008-10-09T21:59:12Z")
Yo mama so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said “Who put out the heater!?” Yo mama so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil. Yo mama so fat, her top speed is “Hell no!” Yo mama so fat she gotta put on her belt with a boomerang. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/49 "2008-10-10T01:23:21Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. Reminded me of this one: Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Manual Labor is the President of Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/50 "2008-10-10T01:31:33Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat - when she was standing on the corner the police came along saying “Break it up, break it up” ---
**Author:** ![Ratty\_Melon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@Ratty\_Melon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ratty_Melon)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/51 "2008-10-10T04:39:55Z")
Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked god in the face. Yo mama so dumb she tried to put her M&Ms in ABC order. Yo mama so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice. Yo mama so nasty she got a sourdough yeast infection. Yo mama so fat she goes to McDonald’s and the numbers change. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/52 "2008-10-10T10:09:25Z")
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she makes a rock look educated. ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/53 "2008-10-10T10:44:31Z")
Yo mama is so fat she uses a wading pool for a diaphragm. I made that one up when I was a kid because we ran out of all the usual ones. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/54 "2008-10-12T21:14:40Z")
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people wavin’ at her. Yo daddy’s belt is so big, the NFL uses it as a first down marker. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070/55 "2008-10-12T21:44:19Z")
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks LBJ is something a Mexican hooker does. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-has-entered-my-sons-life/467070.md?page=2)