Yo mama’s so greasy she uses bacon for a band aid
Yo mama’s so old she was the waitress at the last supper
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath first she fills up the tub then she turns on the water
Yo mama’s so short she can limbo under the rug
Yo mama’s house so small she gotta go outside to change her mind
Yo mama’s so poor she’s got her gov’ment cheese on layaway
Yo mama’s so they built an observation deck over her ass crack and you can take a donkey ride down inside
Yo mama so dumb she tripped and fell up
Yo mama’s so ugly she needs two tickets when she goes to the zoo …
One to get in and the other one to get out
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My favorite from pinkfreud:
" Yo’ mama’s so fat that when she put on the Van Allen belt, she had to let it out a notch."
Eddie Murphy: Yo mama got her mouth in the back of her neck, and the bitch chew like this [nod head up and down in an exaggerated manner].
Yo mama can’t cross the street 'cause there ain’t a sign that say “waddle.”
Yo mama’s so ugly her dildo goes limp on her
These are AWESOME!
Clearly, I had an awful childhood!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she backs up, she goes “beep! beep! beep!”
Yo mama’s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed a whole season of “Heroes.”
Yo mama’s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said “Who put out the heater!?”
Yo mama so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil.
Yo mama so fat, her top speed is “Hell no!”
Yo mama so fat she gotta put on her belt with a boomerang.
Reminded me of this one:
Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Manual Labor is the President of Mexico.
Yo Mama’s so fat - when she was standing on the corner the police came along saying “Break it up, break it up”
Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked god in the face.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put her M&Ms in ABC order.
Yo mama so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo mama so nasty she got a sourdough yeast infection.
Yo mama so fat she goes to McDonald’s and the numbers change.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she makes a rock look educated.
dbuzman
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Yo mama is so fat she uses a wading pool for a diaphragm.
I made that one up when I was a kid because we ran out of all the usual ones.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people wavin’ at her.
Yo daddy’s belt is so big, the NFL uses it as a first down marker.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks LBJ is something a Mexican hooker does.