# yo mama is offensive???????

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482 "2001-10-30T06:59:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/1 "2001-10-30T06:59:40Z")

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what the hell?  
more than half of the shit in this forum (bbq) is offensive.  
and Who the hell takes YO MAMA jokes seriously???

this really burns me up.

I thought these jokes were genuinely humorous.  
believe it or not, as I read them, I really didn’t think the people were talking about MY mama.

So, I guess its ok to spout off in blue language about how much I hate so and so or such and such (regardless of how un pc it is), just so long as I not mention a fictious mama?

or it’s ok to joke about how stupid blondes are???  
explain the difference between a stupid blonde joke and a yo mama joke, please.

WHAT THE FUCK???

so is it ok if I name people specifically?

Hey Baboon, you so fat…  
and then I find the run around equally annoying:([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96012](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96012))  
ugh.

I know, lets not joke.  
GOD FORBID we offend some one.

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**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/2 "2001-10-30T08:48:28Z")

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Yes, your momma jokes are offensive. And very prejudicial.

Where’s the your daddy jokes? And the your uncle jokes? They’re rare. And the animal kingdom is not even represented at all. Where’s the your cat is so ugly jokes?

See what I mean? There’s no balance.

Let’s stop picking on Mom and go after the cooks and astronomers for a change. And maybe shoemakers, too. Those guys have had a free ride for too long.

Your landlord is so fat, when he goes to the movies, he sits next to _everybody._

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**Author:** ![Bossk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/3 "2001-10-30T10:51:12Z")

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Bad, the only reason this forum exists is to make yourself feel better through the abuse of other tangible beings.

So call my mother a whore or fuck off!

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/4 "2001-10-30T11:46:19Z")

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> Bad, the only reason this forum exists is to make yourself feel better through the abuse of other tangible beings.

Says who?

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/5 "2001-10-30T13:11:09Z")

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I just thought I would point out that Garrison Keillor in his PBS program “A Prairie Home Companion” has a program every year dedicated integrally to jokes and they always have a long segment of Yo Mama jokes. I guess nobody told them they are not PC. \<sigh\>

Maybe we could make them acceptable then if we turned them into “Garrison Keillor’s Mama is…” jokes as he doesn’t seem to mind them.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/6 "2001-10-30T13:52:28Z")

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“yo mama is offensive???”

She sure is, I can smell her from…

Oh, wait a minute. I probably shouldn’t do that.

Lest anyone take offense to that ( :rolleyes: ) then please know I was talking about MY momma.  
Also, interestingly enough, this thread from a few months back did just fine in IMHO.

[Best “Yo Mamma” Jokes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=73085)

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/7 "2001-10-30T14:01:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \*  
> **Also, interestingly enough, this thread from a few months back did just fine in IMHO.**

Some of those are great!! Err, um, some of those are just horrible. Err, ahh, some of those just aren’t funny.

DAMMIT!!

What am I suppose to say?

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/8 "2001-10-30T14:46:42Z")

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\>\> What am I suppose to say?

You are supposed to say “supposed”. Can you say “supposed”?

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/9 "2001-10-30T15:29:13Z")

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What is this thread, a suppository?

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/10 "2001-10-30T15:29:40Z")

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i think that it was shut down because it was started in revenge to a comment in the thread “esprix the newbie?”.

the “yo momma” thread was not actually affiliated, though, so it did seem a tad irrational to shut it down. eh.

[sub] i’m on a really slow shared connection at my school, so i don’t have the bandwidth to run a search. so, someone else can run the search or i’ll just post links when i get home.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/11 "2001-10-30T15:40:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by sailor \*  
> [BYou are supposed to say “supposed”._\*

I’m from Minnesoda (Or is the pop?), we say whatever the hell we want to say… so long as it’s PC, that is.

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/12 "2001-10-30T15:44:03Z")

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And yeah, we can say ‘the’ instead of ‘that’s’ too, all while screwing up code here and there, mudderfucker.

-smile-

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/13 "2001-10-30T16:09:15Z")

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Damn. I didn’t even notice it was closed. Hmmmm. This statement:

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> How’d I miss this one? We don’t do “yo mamma” jokes on the SDMB. Not in the Pit, not in MPSIMS, not anywhere.  
> Lynn  
> for the Straight Dope

Certainly seems to be contradicted by the open [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=73085) in IMHO as linked by **mouthbreather**. I don’t really care (just discussing), but the decision doesn’t seem very impartial. So much for precedent.

My biggest problem with the whole thing is I posted a thread that already existed. ☹

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/14 "2001-10-30T16:43:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dalovindj \*  
> \*\*Damn. I didn’t even notice it was closed. Hmmmm. This statement:
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> > [@](#):
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> > How’d I miss this one? We don’t do “yo mamma” jokes on the SDMB. Not in the Pit, not in MPSIMS, not anywhere.  
> > Lynn  
> > for the Straight Dope
> 
> Certainly seems to be contradicted by the open [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=73085) in IMHO as linked by **mouthbreather**. I don’t really care (just discussing), but the decision doesn’t seem very impartial. So much for precedent.
> 
> My biggest problem with the whole thing is I posted a thread that already existed. ☹
> 
> DaLovin’ Dj \*\*

Perhaps the key sentence from **Lynn** was “how’d I miss this one?” Mayhaps, the one in IMHO hadn’t been noticed yet ('till people here pointed it out. :D)

A lot of things slip through - ya see cursing in GD, ya see flame wars in GQ, etc. The fact that they don’t get cut off is not evidence of partiality - it may simply be evidence that the mods don’t read every thread.

BTW, I thought the thread wasn’t closed because ‘yo mamma’s’ are offensive, but because they’re stupid. If that’s the case, however, 90% of threads should be closed immediately. 😃

Sua

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/15 "2001-10-30T17:20:42Z")

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> I thought the thread wasn’t closed because ‘yo mamma’s’ are offensive, but because they’re stupid. If that’s the case, however, 90% of threads should be closed immediately.

True on the latter part of that statement. Concerning why it was closed - Because it was stupid? Well let’s look at this comment:

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> Yep, “yo mamma” jokes are generally offensive, or tend to become so. We just don’t allow that sort of thing, ever since the old AOL days.
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> Lynn  
> For the Straight Dope

I wonder where the offensive line get’s drawn. It’s ok\* to cuss and swear and insult someone specific who pissed you off (bosses, other drivers, food servers), using words like cunt, bitch, whore, slut, jerkoff, and some of the more creative ones folks like **jarbaby** come up with. These things are OK, and won’t get a thread closed, where a thread that was filled with jokes, not directed at anyone specific, is too offensive to remain opened. Seems silly to me. But somethin’ tells me I’ll never be a Mod, so I guess it doesn’t matter what it looks like to me . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

\*Examples of threads with harsh OP’s which haven’t been closed:

[my stepmother is a bitch](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94290)  
[My special invitation to you: Fuck your mother, then FUCK OFF](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=89844)  
[Fuck you, you immature bitch!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84597)

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/16 "2001-10-30T17:38:19Z")

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In general, pointless flaming is not allowed. It falls into a gap between MPSIMS and the Pit.

If you are seriously upset about something, you can flame about it in the Pit.

If you want to crack jokes you can do it in MPSIMS.

But historically, joke flames have been closed by the mods. Including “Yo mama” jokes. If you were actually using them to insult someone who upset you, I think it would be allowed. It’d be pretty lame, but probably allowed.

If you have a burning need to see “Your mama” jokes they are the weapon of choice is Usenet; I recommend dropping into alt.fan.britney and asking if her boobs are fake.

–John

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/17 "2001-10-30T20:04:56Z")

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There’s a thread in MPSIMS concerning “Because I said so. . .” which can tie in here. Lynn, as an administrator is, a sort of mother figure on this board. As such, she has the ability to make decisions like that. And, although I also saw no need for the thread to be closed, I do see that that is totally within her rights as an admin, even if for no more reason than “Because I said so.”

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**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-is-offensive/90482/18 "2001-10-31T05:25:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Yue Han \*  
> \*\* [P]ointless flaming is not allowed.
> 
> –John \*\*

You’re kidding, right? Do you actually _read_ these threads?  
I was going to link the cites, but I didn’t want to implode the server.
