# Yo Mama jokes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [February 14, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669 "2015-02-14T21:10:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@BlindTyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindTyger)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/1 "2015-02-14T21:10:33Z")
For whatever reason, the people I know in real life don’t like Yo Mama jokes. 😕
So I decided, just for laughs, to post some here. Feel free to add your own.😃
Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
Yo mama so dumb she asked me how to spell TV
Yo mama so tall she has to climb a ladder to shave her own legs
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo mama so ugly her face closes on weekends
Yo mama so fat when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land
And whatever happened to Yo Daddy jokes???
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### Author:  [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/2 "2015-02-14T21:11:35Z")
Yo mama’s so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/3 "2015-02-14T21:15:57Z")
Wrong forum.
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### Author:  [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/4 "2015-02-14T21:16:41Z")
Yo momma must be a twin because one person couldn’t be that ugly.
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/5 "2015-02-14T21:36:32Z")
[From Family Guy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIICgi-0GI)
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/6 "2015-02-15T00:22:06Z")
They used to be called Jumpolines, 'til one day yo mama got on one.
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### Author:  [@txtumbleweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/txtumbleweed)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/7 "2015-02-15T00:46:46Z")
[Robot Chicken’s Yo Mama battle between Emperor Palpatine and Luke Skywalker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0)
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### Author:  [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/8 "2015-02-15T01:54:55Z")
> [@Chefguy](#):
>
> Wrong forum.
It’s the right forum. You made a wrong post.
Yo mama is so fat she bends light.
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### Author:  [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/9 "2015-02-15T02:06:47Z")
Yo momma’s so dumb she can’t find her way out of a closet.
I asked yo momma where she’s from, she said “Idaho”. I asked her what does she do for a living she said, “Same answer”.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/10 "2015-02-15T02:39:53Z")
[Yo mama has health problems.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ)
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### Author:  [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/11 "2015-02-15T03:57:15Z")
Yo mama so fat, when she wears her red dress the neighbor kids yell “Hey Kool-Aid!”
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### Author:  [@mikeargo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikeargo)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/12 "2015-02-15T14:00:33Z")
Yo mama so fat, when she eats at McDonald’s, they have to change the sign.
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### Author:  [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/13 "2015-02-15T14:16:26Z")
Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a head lock.
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### Author:  [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/14 "2015-02-15T14:53:04Z")
Yo mama is so crosseyed, she can sit on the front porch and count chickens in the back yard.
Yo mama is so buck toothed, she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
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### Author:  [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/15 "2015-02-15T14:56:58Z")
Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she makes three trips.
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### Author:  [@dream-scraper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dream-scraper)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/16 "2015-02-15T15:15:16Z")
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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### Author:  [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/17 "2015-02-15T15:28:46Z")
Yo mama so fat, she’s got thighs in different time zones.
(Note, however, that by standing on the border of NM and Texas, even skinny people can have thighs in different time zones.)
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### Author:  [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/18 "2015-02-15T15:30:07Z")
Yo momma so fat and so old that after god said let there be light, he said “move your big ass outta the way, you’re blocking the sun.”
Yo momma so ugly, she scares blind children.
I’m not saying yo momma a ho but when she was missing, the cops got 15 different descriptions of her tramp stamp and none of her face.
I would call yo momma a two-bit ho but she’ll have to raise her price first.
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### Author:  [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/19 "2015-02-15T16:50:21Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change.
Yo Mama’s so fat, when she sits around the luxuriously-appointed Tuscan villa, she sits _around_ the luxuriously-appointed Tuscan villa.
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### Author:  [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-mama-jokes/712669/20 "2015-02-16T16:12:42Z")
Yo momma’s so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.
Yo momma’s so fat after sex rolls over and smokes a ham.
Yo momma’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma’s so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
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