# Yo Monster104! Step right this way... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 23, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414 "2000-08-23T06:32:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/1 "2000-08-23T06:32:30Z")
Yeah, that’s right; I’m talking to you, the commando-wanker supreme that’s been fouling up this rose-scented MB. What’s this? The crown prince of spaghetti-crunching wants to know what it is that he did? You want links? Well bugger off; you know damn well what you’ve done. It would be a glorious waste of time for me to go, find the link, and then post it here just so that you could have the pleasure of actually seeing somebody give a damn. Do you have any idea how much it pains me to have to use these minutes crushing your chitinous little hide? The only redeeming factor will be the little “pop” as your smarmy internal juices come flowing out. Does it pain you to wake up in the morning and realize that you spiritually resemble the antibacterial agent in new Palm Olive dish soap? And another thing, quit fucking around with the laws of physics; why in flaming tortilla cum should you get a fifth basic force created just for you: suck? Oh, very well, here’s the bloody [link,](http://student.bard.edu/~im465/Monster.html) now go find a playground, bury yourself in the sandpit, and have pre-school kids run you over with toy trucks until the tires running over your skull excite the dormant little pinecone nestled inside. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/2 "2000-08-23T06:40:54Z")
That was pretty good. I give it a 7.4, but only because it lost cohesion twice. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/3 "2000-08-23T07:59:14Z")
I wanted to give it at least an 8-8.2 Lex! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/4 "2000-08-23T08:19:25Z")
::holds up card:: 8.4! I didn’t know that tortillas could cum, nor that said cum was flammable. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/5 "2000-08-23T09:25:55Z")
For a Pit thread I find it weak and without merit. It’s not flaming. It has no teeth. To me it’s just a means to get his attention thereby leading me to believe it’s not a true Pit thread without a beef or a score to settle. SO, I ask the mods to move or close this weak attempt at a Pit thread. There is nothing to flame, there is nothing to poopoo based on the OP. It belongs elsewhere than the Pit to me. Sorry Myrr, I spit on the ground you walk on now. It’s disgusting what you have tried to do with this thread. Satire in a Pit thread rarely makes sense even if you really meant to flame him…ugh, please. I give it a 1.5 because there is no honesty to the flame. It’s all a farce, it’s Whimpy with a limburger cheese burger, who the fuck eats Limberger cheese burgers? So I have one of those cheese names right, or not…fuck you. HAHA, either way it’s not a Pit thread. \< spewing contents of dinner now \> haha ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/6 "2000-08-23T09:27:47Z")
BTW, if you can’t figure out most of what I said people, you are morons 🙂 I still think the flame was weak. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/7 "2000-08-23T09:55:00Z")
I was gonna give the flame a 10, just ‘cuz yer makin’ fun of that little nutless quarter-pint (by his own admission) dickhead… but since it’s clear that it wasn’t serious, I give it a big fat honkin’ _ **ZERO** _!!! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/8 "2000-08-23T11:07:00Z")
Hey SPOOFE, guess what? NAMES! NAMES! NAME! **NAMES!** _ **NAMES!** _ Damn, I need to work on my flames. Myrr, I’ll get back to you with a flame MONSTER style! …Damn, I just realized that that’s not a very threatening threat… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/9 "2000-08-23T11:29:39Z")
Yeah, go ahead and run, you… you… you _ **YOU** _ you! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/10 "2000-08-23T12:13:27Z")
So true Techie. No merit to the thread at all. It should have been put in IMHO. Ya noticed lately how the only ones getting flamed in the pit are the newbies? What’s wrong with these people? Come on guys, this is pathetic. It’s gotten where it’s not even worth reading the Pit any more. Newbies who can’t flame but think they can, full of self worth. Geesh, Techie, Byz, Diane, Satan, (Coldfire, yea I know you are on holiday) aha, Drain, Lexie, Alpha, we need to bring the Pit back to the glory days. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/11 "2000-08-23T12:42:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > Geesh, Techie, Byz, Diane, Satan, (Coldfire, yea I know you are on holiday) aha, Drain, Lexie, Alpha, we need to bring the Pit back to the glory days. Yeesh. Glad to see _my_ contributions to the Pit have been well-noted. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/12 "2000-08-23T15:12:55Z")
John John John, calm down. I couldn’t name everyone. I was posting in a hurry. Of course your contribution is well noted. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/13 "2000-08-23T15:32:56Z")
I agree with Ultress but wonder why I didn’t make her list… just an oversight I’m sure… What the fuck has happened here? Do we really need a kinder gentler PIT? No fucking way. Take you mirth and pointless bitching and shove it up your wazoo. Time to pull the pin and light up the flamethrower… Be afraid… be very afraid… ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/14 "2000-08-23T15:47:22Z")
\ Someone has a cruuuuuu-uuuuush! \ ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/15 "2000-08-24T01:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > So true Techie. No merit to the thread at all. It should have been put in IMHO. Ya noticed lately how the only ones getting flamed in the pit are the newbies? What’s wrong with these people? Come on guys, this is pathetic. It’s gotten where it’s not even worth reading the Pit any more. Newbies who can’t flame but think they can, full of self worth. Geesh, Techie, Byz, Diane, Satan, (Coldfire, yea I know you are on holiday) aha, Drain, Lexie, Alpha, we need to bring the Pit back to the glory days. \ I been sayin’ it and sayin’ it. I’m so glad to see that some folks are startin’ ta notice it. Where in the hell is ValerieBlaise when ya need 'er? \ ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/16 "2000-08-24T02:40:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\*Does it pain you to wake up in the morning and realize that you spiritually resemble the antibacterial agent in new Palm Olive dish soap? > \*\* I dunno, that sounds pretty cool to me. I think I’d have to take that one as a compliment. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/17 "2000-08-24T03:20:51Z")
Why does a flame have to be serious? I think the OP was in good fun. Good practice too. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/18 "2000-08-24T03:47:45Z")
Yeah, that was a pretty weak flame. It sounds like somebody telling off his grandma. Where’s the vitriol? Where’s the solid, unfettered anger undimmed by passage of time and consumption of high-grade pharmaceuticals? A flame should pick you up and bodyslam you into your own stinking filth. Your flame barely touched me. Try again, this time with the intent to kill! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/19 "2000-08-24T03:55:55Z")
A flame doesn’t have to be serious, cock-knocker, but it’s better when it is. It’s like this, yak-balls: Sex with a hooker is cool, but it’s better when you don’t have to pay for it. Or if she’s crying. A lap dance is especially titalating if the stripper is crying. In either case, it’s clear that something is always better when done with conviction. ~Santi ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414/20 "2000-08-24T04:06:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Sex with a hooker is cool, but it’s better when you don’t have to pay for it. Or if she’s crying. > A lap dance is especially titalating if the stripper is crying. The Bloodhound Gang strikes again! 😃 -Sam [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yo-monster104-step-right-this-way/30414.md?page=2)