# Yoda and Fonzie Bear

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 15, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215 "2002-05-15T17:21:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/21 "2002-05-16T18:49:13Z")

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I can crack my daughter up at will just by lapsing into Yoda/Grover and saying, “Charlie, number three I need…”

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/22 "2002-05-16T19:06:46Z")

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You know, Muppet Babies did an episode where the babies were “in” Star Wars. Fozzie was Chewy. Yoda was Animal.

Ah, back to childhood. . .

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/23 "2002-05-16T20:11:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angel of the Lord \*  
> \*\* Fozzie was Chewy. Yoda was Animal.
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Wait a minute…Backwards one of those is.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/24 "2002-05-16T20:33:58Z")

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I recall it distinctly. Luke Pondhopper defeats Darth Animal(or was it Animal Vader) when Animal accidentaly slices a hole in the floor surrounding himself. Animal looks at the camera says ‘uh oh’ and falls.  
Re Frank Ozz-  
I keep hoping for an outtake of Yoda singing “I am Jedi, hear me roar.”

Re-Yoda’s Grammar  
Way back when The Defenders went to another dimension to battle the Unnameable. Their great ally was a wizard named Xoox. He had IIRC 3 eyes, 3 arms, and 3 legs. He was covered in whitish fur and looked like he was made from left over teddy bear supplies. It was hard to take some one who looks like they belong at an 8 year old girl’s tea party seriously. It got harder whenever Xoox talked

```
 "Glad I am to see you. Aroo. Aroo"

"Plans make we must."

 "Protected here we are. Aroo. Aroo"

```

Sadly, I don’t have the issue explaining the Aroo Aroo. Does Xoox have a breathing problem? Is it the alien equivalent of umm?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/25 "2002-05-16T21:04:18Z")

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“Arro, Arro” = “Hubba hubba” or “Man do I need a drink” based on the tonals.

I hope I got that right, Aroo, aroo.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/26 "2002-05-17T01:50:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*So next we will find that Mel Blanc is Captain Kirk? \*\*

Believe it or not, Captain Kirk was played by a live actor. He was just such a bad actor that he _seemed_ like a muppet.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/27 "2002-05-17T07:53:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flodnak \*  
> \<Linguist Geek\> In fact, the sentence structure of Yoda’s speech is very _un_usual among human languages. Whether Lucas knew this, or only stumbled on it accidentally while trying to make Yoda sound “foreign”, I do not know.\</LG\>

I thought Yoda’s speech pattern was simply derived from Yiddish?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/28 "2002-05-17T12:15:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arken \*  
> \*\*Just FYI, it’s Fozzie Bear.
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> Fonzie Bear would wear a leather jacket, ride a motorcycle and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! \*\*

Fozzie named after F.Oz, of course.

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**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/29 "2002-05-17T13:35:11Z")

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Wow, Annie! I never made that connection! Neat.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/30 "2002-05-17T13:46:27Z")

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And I thought he was named after F. Baum.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/31 "2002-05-17T18:54:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by rjung \*  
> \*\*  
> I thought Yoda’s speech pattern was simply derived from Yiddish? \*\*

Jewish, I am. Confused also, I am.

Speak like Yoda I do not. Speak like Yoda, Zev does not. Speak this way Chaim and the rest do not.

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 Wondering if I am missing something, I am.

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Picturing, I am, Yoda in a yarmulke. Funny, it is. Rabbi Yoda his lightsaber draws. “Circumcise you I will, yes” he says. Funny it is, yes?

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/32 "2002-05-18T13:49:06Z")

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Hmmm, imagining Yoda on stage doing “Jedi walking against the wind”, or “Jedi walking downstairs”.

Hey, anyone have any ideas for Waldorf and Stadtler **Jedi-heckling** lines??

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/33 "2002-05-18T14:23:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TPWombat \*  
> \*\*Hey, anyone have any ideas for Waldorf and Stadtler **Jedi-heckling** lines?? \*\*

The Force is strong with this one!

_That’s_ the Force? I though he hadn’t taken a bath in years! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/34 "2002-05-18T21:21:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DocCathode \*  
> Jewish, I am. Confused also, I am.
> 
> Speak like Yoda I do not. Speak like Yoda, Zev does not. Speak this way Chaim and the rest do not.
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> Wondering if I am missing something, I am.
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> ```

I found the reference I was looking for. From “The Death of Jean DeWolff,” a _Spider-Man_ comic-book collection by writer Peter David (who is also Jewish):

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> Isaac Asimov said if you want to have someone whose evil intent must be hidden, make him Jewis and **have him speak in semi-yiddish inverted sentence order.** You know. **Like Yoda.** (“So a murderer that makes me?”) Readers will mentally categorize this as someone who is friendly and even comic relief.

So there are at least two Jewish writers (Asmiov and David) who think Yoda-speak has some relationship to Yiddish. Make that clear, did they? 😉

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**Author:** ![PRNYouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PRNYouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRNYouth)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/35 "2002-05-18T21:45:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \*  
> \*\*Fozzie named after F.Oz, of course. \*\*

I _ **believe** _ that this is incorrect. I can’t find a cite at the moment, but I’m pretty sure that in an interview with Frank Oz or Jim Henson it was stated that Fozzie was named in tribute to the Muppets’ technical wizard [Faz Fazakas](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Fazakas,+Faz).

It’s not listed in his IMDb filmography, but I’m pretty sure that after joining the Muppets for _The Muppet Musicians of Bremen_, he stayed on to work on the Muppet Show – y’know, doing on-set special effects and mechanical work.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/36 "2002-05-19T00:51:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by rjung \*  
> \*\*So there are at least two Jewish writers (Asmiov and David) who think Yoda-speak has some relationship to Yiddish. Make that clear, did they? 😉 \*\*

Corrected, I sit. It kinda makes me wonder about Yoda’s past.

```
Yoda chants a strange litany then is handed a lightsaber.
   "Today a man I am."
```

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**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/37 "2002-05-19T04:40:28Z")

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I was at a conference where Jim Henson spoke, back in 1989. I got there late, and was seated where a pillar blocked my view of the stage.

So when he spoke, all I could visualize was… the frog !

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-and-fonzie-bear/109215/38 "2002-05-19T18:26:59Z")

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> So when he spoke, all I could visualize was… the frog !

That’s nothing. In 1996, the [commencement speaker](http://www.southampton.liunet.edu/news/commence/1996/commence.htm) at Southampton College was Kermit himself, in person… erm, amphibian. Rather appropriate for a school focused on environmentalism and wetlands conservation.

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