# Yoda hates seagulls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 12, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565 "2016-12-12T23:21:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/1 "2016-12-12T23:21:00Z")

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[“SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E) by Bad Lip Reading is pretty funny.

If you like it, you can search for “Bushes of Love” for more absurd music with Star Wars characters.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/2 "2016-12-13T00:09:13Z")

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Damn you! _shakes fist_ Listeners be warned. This thing is an ear worm. My husband and kids listen to it every few days. I can’t get the darn thing out of my head. (It is pretty funny though.)

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/3 "2016-12-13T00:47:54Z")

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Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! that was excellent!

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/4 "2016-12-13T14:15:49Z")

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This is a work of pure genius and should win every grammy in every category ever.

Ooo ooo ooo ooo oo ooo…

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/5 "2016-12-13T15:07:45Z")

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That’s a thing of beauty.

Who comes up with this stuff??!

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/6 "2016-12-13T16:58:02Z")

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It’s funny, but I think “Bushes of Love” was better.

_We’ve all got something waiting for us  
Something waiting in the bushes of love_

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-hates-seagulls/774565/7 "2016-12-13T17:38:55Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> It’s funny, but I think “Bushes of Love” was better.
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> _We’ve all got something waiting for us  
> Something waiting in the bushes of love_

I found that too suggestive. Too juvenile. Maybe I wrote too many parodies like that when I was in HS. Brings back too many cringy memories.

(Why did I hear that last two sentences to the tune of the song? Oh NO!)