# Yoda is a total idiot!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-is-a-total-idiot/651973>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 4, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-is-a-total-idiot/651973 "2013-03-04T04:21:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-is-a-total-idiot/651973/21 "2013-03-04T16:15:34Z")

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i bet Lucas would want to give you Jedi mind meld and change your thinking.

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-is-a-total-idiot/651973/22 "2013-03-04T19:28:36Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> “Give me my lightsaber!”  
> “Which one is it?”  
> “The one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker’.”

[I made this.](http://imageshack.us/a/img510/1905/winducopy.jpg) Long time ago. It’s the same font as the one on the wallet.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-is-a-total-idiot/651973/23 "2013-03-05T00:13:56Z")

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I’m pretty sure Windu’s lightsabre _did_ actually say “BMF” on it. At least, so I’ve read.

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-is-a-total-idiot/651973/24 "2013-03-05T10:38:00Z")

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Do… or do not. There is no try.

Unless of course you are trying to kill the emperor. In that case, trying, failing and exile are all open options.

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