# Yoda Lightsaber up for bidding **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 22, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770 "2012-05-22T23:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/21 "2012-05-23T02:35:25Z")
> [@Filmbufflistener](#): > > You can say cock big huge humongous large cock! Of course you can…if you’re talking about _my_ big huge humongous large cock. Stick to truth and accuracy when it comes to posting, and people here will appreciate you. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/22 "2012-05-23T03:30:11Z")
**Filmbufflistener**. Yeah, that’s really clever. I had completely forgotten that we used to have a member here who was a film buff and called himself **lissener**. Next up: a new user who hates GW Bush and calls himself **Bushliereader**. ---
**Author:** ![Filmbufflistener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@Filmbufflistener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filmbufflistener)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/23 "2012-05-23T03:33:05Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > **Filmbufflistener**. > > Yeah, that’s really clever. I had completely forgotten that we used to have a member here who was a film buff and called himself **lissener**. > > Next up: a new user who hates GW Bush and calls himself **Bushliereader**. Wow you sound paranoid. So what you saying? I’ve been here before because if you’ve been to one forum you’ve been to them all. First time I’ve been to this, site, as I’m sure it was for you first time many moons ago. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Filmbufflistener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@Filmbufflistener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filmbufflistener)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/24 "2012-05-23T03:38:28Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > The link in **Filmbufflistener** gave me a virus warning, so I’ve removed it. > [/Moderating] What that Yoda cunt picture? I only opened that picture on browse on Google image I didn’t go any further than that, so the image jpeg link was dodgy then? Doesn’t surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Filmbufflistener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@Filmbufflistener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filmbufflistener)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/25 "2012-05-23T03:45:14Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Of course you can…if you’re talking about _my_ big huge humongous large cock. Stick to truth and accuracy when it comes to posting, and people here will appreciate you. Truth is good nothing wrong in that. Accuracy is down to research plodding around looking for information to satisfy ones needs or desire as that is what I like reading. So I guess this, Yoda is not for you then? That’s okay its not for me, ether I doubt I’d have over one grand to splash out on prop by the near end next week, I would rather spend 1.5grand on items that have some use and function. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/26 "2012-05-23T03:48:25Z")
> [@Filmbufflistener](#): > > I don’t blame you as I’m in the same boat and yes I’m new but I assure you, I’m not a scum spammer. The eBay is quiet legit. But its bullshit. Pisses me off after last year, as paying consumer that gets milked, as with the rest of the consumers.:mad: Yes, when is this Administration going to do something for the obsessed fanboy?! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/27 "2012-05-23T11:54:19Z")
> [@Filmbufflistener](#): > > I don’t blame you as I’m in the same boat and yes I’m new but I assure you, I’m not a scum spammer. The eBay is quiet legit. But its bullshit. Pisses me off after last year, as paying consumer that gets milked, as with the rest of the consumers.:mad: Have you considered trying not paying for things you don’t feel are worth the price? You may end up less “milked” that way. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/28 "2012-05-23T11:56:28Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Yes, when is this Administration going to do something for the obsessed fanboy?! :mad: Or showgirl. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/29 "2012-05-23T13:28:05Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Yeah, but I’m not telling. Know we would. Stand out his posts would. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/30 "2012-05-23T13:28:44Z")
Not long for this MB, he is. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/31 "2012-05-23T13:38:31Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > The link in **Filmbufflistener** gave me a virus warning, so I’ve removed it. > [/Moderating] So **Filmbufflistener** ’s cunt has a virus? Or is it his Cock? I’m so confused. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/32 "2012-05-23T13:56:15Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > So **Filmbufflistener** ’s cunt has a virus? Or is it his Cock? I’m so confused. No No No **Filmbufflistener** Flew to the Deathstar in an alien ship that he reanimated and uploaded the virus into the Deathstar’s master computer. Then he had a cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/33 "2012-05-23T14:53:33Z")
Lame. If you’re gonna put a lightsaber up for sale, put [a lightsaber](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGOlEeXANm8) up for sale. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/34 "2012-05-23T15:15:30Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Lame. > > If you’re gonna put a lightsaber up for sale, put [a lightsaber](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGOlEeXANm8) up for sale. I have _got_ to get one of those to light the candles at St. Andrew’s! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/35 "2012-05-23T16:30:15Z")
What the fuck is the point of this pitting? Lucas is selling a lightsaber, and we are pissed because…? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/36 "2012-05-23T16:31:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Of course you can…if you’re talking about _my_ big huge humongous large cock. Stick to truth and accuracy when it comes to posting, and people here will appreciate you. I didn’t know you kept chickens. Also, this place has gotten soft. All these posts and no-one’s scolded the OP for posting a homophobic slur? ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/37 "2012-05-23T16:31:21Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Or showgirl. I see what you did there… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/38 "2012-05-23T16:31:46Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > What the fuck is the point of this pitting? Lucas is selling a lightsaber, and we are pissed because…? …Wookiees don’t live on Endor? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/39 "2012-05-23T16:39:32Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > All these posts and no-one’s scolded the OP for posting a homophobic slur? The OP is too incomprehensible to bother. > [@Ludovic](#): > > …Wookiees don’t live on Endor? Popular vacation spot, though. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/40 "2012-05-23T18:06:14Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > What the fuck is the point of this pitting? Lucas is selling a lightsaber, and we are pissed because…? Because Yoda didn’t actually use it to slice the Borg in half. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770.md?page=3)