# Yoda Lightsaber up for bidding

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 22, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770 "2012-05-22T23:44:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/41 "2012-05-23T18:29:43Z")

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Maybe Lucas is hard up for cash? You can always add a new wing to one of your palatial mansions, or buy (another?) private jet!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/42 "2012-05-23T18:33:13Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> What the fuck is the point of this pitting? Lucas is selling a lightsaber, and we are pissed because…?

I’m thinking it’s all Obama’s fault somehow. Or liberals… Socialist liberals…

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/43 "2012-05-23T18:33:57Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Maybe Lucas is hard up for cash?

It seems unlikely that if he was he’d donate something for a charity auction.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/44 "2012-05-23T23:48:58Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Moderating]  
> The link in **Filmbufflistener** gave me a virus warning, so I’ve removed it.  
> [/Moderating]

One could say… It’s a trap!

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/45 "2012-05-25T04:00:16Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Because Yoda didn’t actually use it to slice the Borg in half.

This post fucked me up good for a moment. Like hitting a branial speedbump!

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoda-lightsaber-up-for-bidding/622770/46 "2012-05-25T04:19:52Z")

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**Darth Vader:** What is thy bidding my master?

**Emperor Palpatine** : Nyaaaaaaahhhhhhh… 10 Bucks!!

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