# Yogi said (or should have) ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398 "2011-06-14T04:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/1 "2011-06-14T04:16:21Z")
Just got this in email. New to me. > [@](#): > > In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is." - Yogi Berra Either post some more or link to the collections that are sure to be out there. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/2 "2011-06-14T04:19:58Z")
_Well, fuck Ranger Smith, BooBoo. I like pic-a-nic baskets._ What? Oh…that Yogi. And cartoon characters don’t day fuck? Well, maybe they should sometimes… ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/3 "2011-06-14T04:26:55Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > _Well, fuck Ranger Smith, BooBoo. I like pic-a-nic baskets._ > > What? Oh…that Yogi. And cartoon characters don’t day fuck? Well, maybe they should sometimes… 😃 That does raise a serious question: how many Yogis must there be? Berra, Bear and all those skinny guys in India. What/who are some others I may have missed hearing about? This ought to get that sidetrack going: [Yogi - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/4 "2011-06-14T04:35:43Z")
[http://rinkworks.com/said/yogiberra.shtml](http://rinkworks.com/said/yogiberra.shtml) Yogi Berra Quotes ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/5 "2011-06-14T04:37:02Z")
Just remember, > [@Yogi Berra](#): > > I didn’t really say everything I said. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/6 "2011-06-14T04:41:52Z")
I don’t often use my sig, but it’s my favorite Yogism. I say it often. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/7 "2011-06-14T04:45:20Z")
Until today’s my favorite had been: > [@](#): > > “When you come to a fork in the road…Take it” because it was so much like one I claim to have made up myself > [@](#): > > When faced with a choice between two things, take both. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/8 "2011-06-14T15:26:36Z")
[QUOTE=Yogi Berra] I didn’t really say everything I said. [/QUOTE] You can tell which things Yogi really said because they don’t make any sense, but you know exactly what they mean. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yogi-said-or-should-have/585398/9 "2011-06-14T17:00:11Z")
The commercial he did with the AFLAC duck ------ classic! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/RG0zS_Rgg68/hqdefault.jpg "Aflac And Yogi [from www.metacafe.com].flv") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG0zS_Rgg68)