# Yojimboguy, Whore Monger ... er, Mover! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599 "2016-06-17T13:57:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/41 "2016-06-20T21:56:30Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’ll bet the $ 60 includes that you are expected to wait while the action goes down and take her back and come to the door and rescue her if the meeting gets dicey. Do they expect to call him Cato? Will ‘she’ look like Seth Rogan? (Not judging; I’m sure Seth can give one Hell of a Blow Job…) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/42 "2016-06-20T22:09:25Z")
It looks like the adventure id over. We hsd a bunch of text exchanges, with half answers or non-answers from them Finally i told them since i wasn’t goig to send any PID info ovet the internet, they needed to give me an office address to visit and discuss things in person. No reply so i sent this; > [@](#): > > I don’t see us making much progress here. Call me, in person, so i can find out if I’ve wasted half my day on this. I’m done texting, there’s too much information that i don’t want dribbled to me one answer at a time. > > If I ask too many questions for your taste, then don’t reply at all, ever. I haven’t heard from them since. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/43 "2016-06-20T22:20:49Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > How about an actual answer? It’s not legal to drive prostitutes to their work engagements if you know they are going to be engaging in prostitution. For specific legal advice consult an attorney licensed in your jurisdiction. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/44 "2016-06-20T23:23:48Z")
What would you call this service? Boober? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/45 "2016-06-20T23:24:29Z")
> [@Mtgman](#): > > Basically are they a business or are they a bunch of criminal thieves looking to screw people out of their money without having to do honest work. Actually, if they _were_ screwing people then it _would_ be honest work. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/46 "2016-06-21T04:24:41Z")
Would you have to drive a Ford Escort? ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/47 "2016-06-21T06:36:30Z")
I once worked with a friend who had really done this years ago. He was a college student, and driving a cab to earn money. One customer was a high-class call girl (later she became a madam operating her own girls\*). She became a regular customer. He said that he liked having her because she tipped well, and because she was a consistent customer. He would drop her off at a hotel or fancy house, and she would say “I’ll be done here in 45 minutes, then I need to go across town to another appointment. Do you want to wait, or look for another customer?” He often chose to wait – he could park somewhere nearby and work on his studies in the cab, and then have another sure fare when she was done. Otherwise he might spend a lot driving around or waiting at cab stops, and still not find a fare. He did say that she once mentioned very tactfully she could pay him with something other than cash, and he gave her the old line that “I don’t think I have change for something that big”; then they both laughed and it was never mentioned again. He was certainly aware of what she did, but never got in trouble about it. In fact, he said that refusing her service would have put him in violation of the taxicab license regulations. \*Years later, she was arrested and charged for being a madam. The newspapers reported how awful it was that she kept 20% of the fees her girls were paid. Both I & my friend were then working as computer consultants for different contracting companies. I called him up and suggested he contact her about starting a computer consulting company – because the companies we were working for were keeping a much higher percentage of our fees than that! He said that might work well, because she personally knew a lot of executives at big companies in town. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/48 "2016-06-21T13:25:33Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > Would you have to drive a Ford Escort? Or a Mazda [_LaPuta?_](http://www.oddee.com/item_93544.aspx) ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/49 "2016-06-21T13:29:19Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I know that transporting them across state lines can result in a Federal charge. I’ve never heard of any laws against driving a prostitute somewhere though, so love as the payment is in cash rather than “barter”. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/50 "2016-06-21T20:27:06Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > What would you call this service? Boober? …and if nothing happens? WHYFT… ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599/51 "2016-06-22T15:10:35Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > …and if nothing happens? WHYFT… And if you show up and provide the services as agreed, but the client refuses to pay…Styffed If you find strange puddles of very slippery substances on your seat after taking her back home…Luber If you find short and curlies in your back seat at the end of the night… Puber If it’s a quick BJ out in a park because he’s got no money for a room… AirBNG If she brings along a friend… RelayRidesEnjoy, Steven [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yojimboguy-whore-monger-er-mover/757599.md?page=2)