# Yoohoo, Ethilrist!!! Over here!!! (with apologies to Tigers2B1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173 "2004-12-30T00:20:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/1 "2004-12-30T00:20:48Z")
[In this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5660795#post5660795) you darned **Tigers2B1** for posting the following “great straight line in GQ” > [@](#): > > Why no pictures of Jack Chick? > > * * * > > It seems there are no photos available of Jack Chick that aren’t over 40 years old. Why is this. Chick, I assume, is a pretty famous person. In fact, a recent interview of Chick yielded only a drawing of what Chick currently looks like - no picture. Anyone know why? I’ve taken the liberty of bringing the post over to the Pit so you can have your merry way with it. OK, have at it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/2 "2004-12-30T00:33:37Z")
Am I the only one who has no idea what this is about? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/3 "2004-12-30T00:38:26Z")
A thread was started in GQ about what Jack Chick looks like. Since it was GQ, **Ethilrist** had to behave and bite his/her tongue. This is an invitation to have at it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/4 "2004-12-30T00:46:18Z")
[I’ve always pictured him as the little guy on the right.](http://www.foar.net/mt/mt-archives/chickenhawk-thumb.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/5 "2004-12-30T16:41:02Z")
Golly! I’ve never been invited into the Pit before! Oh. Not a pitting. Dang. ☹ > [@Tigers2B1](#): > > It seems there are no photos available of Jack Chick that aren’t over 40 years old. Why is this. Everybody knows you can’t photograph vampires! > [@Malodorous](#): > > Googles image search gives this page with a drawing of him today (probably the one you mentioned in the OP) and a HS yearbook photo. link > > The same site mentions that he is a recluse, but doesn’t say why. Too busy taking art classes, studying philosophy, tending to the weak and helpless and turning the other cheek to make public appearances. > [@Tigers2B1](#): > > We have recent pics of Bigfoot. As I said, cite? Do you have a link to the recent pics of Bigfoot? Granted, we’re in The Pit now, so you don’t have to provide them here, but if you would post the link to the GQ thread, that’d be great. I’d love to see pictures proving the existence of Bigfoot. And no, I don’t mean the monster truck. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/6 "2004-12-30T16:49:42Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I’d love to see pictures proving the existence of Bigfoot. And no, I don’t mean the monster truck. Oh, sure, throw in a technicality! That’s so unfair!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/7 "2004-12-30T16:52:15Z")
There are no pictures of Jack Chick because the Rapture already happened, and he was taken. Apparently the only ones who made it were him, and Jimmy Hoffa. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/8 "2004-12-30T16:54:41Z")
Haw! Haw! Haw! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/9 "2004-12-30T17:04:15Z")
> [@](#): > > It seems there are no photos available of Jack Chick that aren’t over 40 years old. Why is this. Because Jack Chick and Elvis _were the same person_. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/10 "2004-12-30T18:07:17Z")
We’ve secretly replaced Jack Chick with the Chickolater 5000, capable of creating inane tracts at the rate of over six every calendar year. Let’s see if anyone notices… ---
**Author:** ![Tigers2B1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@Tigers2B1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tigers2B1)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yoohoo-ethilrist-over-here-with-apologies-to-tigers2b1/282173/11 "2004-12-30T19:58:04Z")
My moniker in the topic title of a Pit thread? Walter Mitty’s dreams do come true! Feels sort of cold in here though -----