# You A Gifted?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 24, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859 "2011-08-24T03:17:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/21 "2011-08-24T13:18:20Z")

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The OP confuses me. And I’m gifted.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/22 "2011-08-24T13:20:39Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> Also I was disappointed my package didn’t contain any chocolate.

Once you go snack…

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/23 "2011-08-24T13:27:24Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> [Obligatory Far Side link](http://www.flickr.com/photos/tmlsb/228428783/)

That comic summarizes my entire life.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/24 "2011-08-24T13:42:46Z")

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Taken individually, those words in the OP are all perfectly good words…

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/25 "2011-08-24T14:05:41Z")

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I’m unbelievably, incredibly gifted like you wouldn’t believe, but my modesty prevents me boasting about it. Incidentally, I often think my modesty is one of my best aspects, but there are so many to choose from, and they’re all so good, you see…

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/26 "2011-08-24T14:07:28Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> I’m unbelievably, incredibly gifted like you wouldn’t believe, but my modesty prevents me boasting about it. Incidentally, I often think my modesty is one of my best aspects, but there are so many to choose from, and they’re all so good, you see…

Man, _get out!_

(I know, I know…“eats everything”…hey, I’m gifted too, ya know!)

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/27 "2011-08-24T14:10:37Z")

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I saw Colbert’s “_The Greatest Gift Of All_” a couple of years ago. Does that count for anything?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/28 "2011-08-24T14:25:35Z")

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In some ways, I am very gifted.

_ **Lili Von Shtupp** : Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?_

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/29 "2011-08-24T14:35:14Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> In some ways, I am very gifted.
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> _ **Lili Von Shtupp** : Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?_

“Oh, It’s twue! IT’S TWUE!!!”

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/30 "2011-08-24T15:09:40Z")

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Oh, wait. There’s also my rugged good looks, massive sexual prowess, charismatic charm and skill at making toothpick models!

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/31 "2011-08-24T15:13:41Z")

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…making toothpick models what?

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/32 "2011-08-24T15:43:57Z")

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I was considered a gifted child, but I’ve never been the same since attaining adulthood. Multiple psychological disorders later, it’s a miracle if I can function enough to take a shower before heading off to work anymore.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/33 "2011-08-24T17:28:11Z")

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I also forgot to.mention my amazing powers of recall.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/34 "2011-08-24T17:34:38Z")

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“It’s a gift” – Carl LaFong. Capital L, small a, capital f, small o, small n, small g. Carl LaFong.

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**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/35 "2011-08-24T17:40:58Z")

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Poll coming soon?

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/36 "2011-08-24T17:50:57Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> [Obligatory Far Side link](http://www.flickr.com/photos/tmlsb/228428783/)

Here’s [my tribute](http://www.flickr.com/photos/pinfeatherphotos/4749591226/) to that great panel.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/37 "2011-08-24T17:54:20Z")

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Gifted ensues.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/38 "2011-08-24T18:30:46Z")

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Me have much giftiness. Know many words.

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/39 "2011-08-24T19:09:05Z")

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Yes to ten of those questions. No to making a meaningful contribution as that is way too time consuming.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-a-gifted/593859/40 "2011-08-24T19:35:19Z")

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I was gifted once.  
For twenty minutes.

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