# You American's have such a baaaad taste. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884 "2001-04-30T21:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/41 "2001-05-02T12:24:45Z")
maybe it’s that she’s no longer forbidden fruit since she turned 18? ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/42 "2001-05-02T13:13:24Z")
Why, thank you very much! I had generally figured that, and was just apologizing a little for the atrocious Swedish… 🙂 O P.S. Soda, How **YOU** Doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/43 "2001-05-02T13:21:28Z")
I just wanted to jump into this little Swedish lovefest because, well, I’m allowed to. Hej **Anniz** , how ya doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/44 "2001-05-02T13:40:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dark Lord Davidson \* > \*\*Hoo-boy, I’d do her. > > But is she gorgeous, as some people purport her to be? No. > > Give me a Catherine Zeta Jones or an Angelina Jolie over that fake slut any day. 😛 \*\* And surely neither of these has paid a visit to the plastic surgeon? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/45 "2001-05-02T13:44:56Z")
Yeah SODA… **how** you doin??? Been a while since I was around so I gotta keep the contacts… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/46 "2001-05-02T13:53:05Z")
There’s no such animal as “the perfect woman” or man either for that matter. But I’m gonna have to say that I’d do her also. I’d also “do” Christina Aguillara (sp?) and any or all of the other young "super"starlets out there. Hell, give me another 3 or 4 years and I’ll be willing to do the Olsen twins. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/47 "2001-05-02T14:15:10Z")
Tack (thanks) **Oicu812**. You’re doing very well in Swedish:) Hi **Montfort** , I’m doing good, but I would doing better if you where home, mmmm.🙂 How ya doin yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/48 "2001-05-02T15:44:44Z")
The only thing [this](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/sue_duhnym.html) girl’s missing is a little meat on her bones. My meat, her bones. Sank you, I vill be here all ze veek. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/49 "2001-05-02T17:09:37Z")
## O Vidi Vici Veni! ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/50 "2001-05-02T17:56:26Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by pulykamell_ > **Honestly, what red-blooded male would say no if Ms. Spears presented her naked self and a passionate night of sexual delights to him?** Not me. She’s too young. She is kind of cute, though. I’ll bet she’s really a sweet kid. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/51 "2001-05-02T18:34:30Z")
I think Britney should consider a career change and go into the porn industry. _Then_ I’d buy her videos! 😃 FWIW, I think Britney is hot, and I truly believe her boobs are real. Perhaps she’d allow me to inspect them up close, touch, taste, etc? lol 😃 As for her music, I am indifferent on that. Not good, not bad, it’s bubblegum music. What else can you expect from bubblegum music? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/52 "2001-05-02T19:15:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MagicalSilverKey \* > As for her music, I am indifferent on that. Not good, not bad, it’s bubblegum music. What else can you expect from bubblegum music? The thing to remember is that it may be sweet and pop initially, but after it’s been around fir a few minutes it loses its flavor and it gets all hard and pasty. Reaction to the OP: give me a woman with some meat on her bones, other than Hecubus’. I keep on finding them and they keep on being in differemt time zones and states and countries and stuff. I swear I need to go on a road trip . . . ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/53 "2001-05-02T20:13:49Z")
**Anniz** is [completely correct in her assessment of the taste of the average American](http://www.theonion.com/onion3716/denominator_plummets.html) ‘“America has stood tall as the world leader in spoon-feeding mindless swill to the uneducated, sub-literate masses, and we will continue to do so,” Viacom president Mel Karmazin said. “Nobody is better at pandering to people’s basest tendencies than this great nation’s entertainment industry, and if our material isn’t stupid enough for them, then, by God, we’ll use good old American know-how to make the product even worse.”’ ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884/54 "2001-05-03T13:45:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I keep on finding them and they keep on being in differemt time zones and states and countries and stuff. I swear I need to go on a road trip . . . \*\* Hey, it worked for me. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-americans-have-such-a-baaaad-taste/63884.md?page=2)