# You and the Pit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438 "2000-12-07T05:04:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/41 "2000-12-09T19:37:47Z")

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Well, CrankyAsAnOldMan, my dear, should I return the favor that you did for me? I hope the next time someone starts a pit thread with my name in it I get a chance to pull out the ninja stars and the asbestos undies.

BTW, are you feeling better? No more flu, I hope.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/42 "2000-12-09T20:15:44Z")

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That’s the main reason I DON’T go to the pit. Although I seriously doubt I’m important enough to start a thread about, the thought terrifies me.  
It’s like walking through the ghettos at night and… ah, nevermind.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/43 "2000-12-09T21:21:35Z")

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AndYrAStar: Don’t be scared, just remember what they taught you about fire safety in school:

Stop, Drop, and Roll.

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/44 "2000-12-09T22:27:15Z")

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I’m just happy if I see my name mentioned by anyone. I love seeing people mention my name. And I like mentioning people’s names so they can feel the same way.

Hello, Jack Batty! :^D

I never write anything mean or controversial enough anymore to invoke a Pit thread. Maybe way back then, but not now, because I can’t take being flamed very well.

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**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/45 "2000-12-10T04:02:04Z")

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Well, I’ve noticed that I seem just a BIT politically opiniated, so I’m shocked that any of the liberals (or conservatives…don’t endear myself to them much better) haven’t dragged me thru the pit 🙂

After all, the defense of liberty is a rather thankless job…can’t expect everyone to approve 🙂

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/46 "2000-12-11T05:13:12Z")

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slythe – okay, that’s about enough of you flinging around your “moderator” status! I think I should drag your sorry, silly ass into the Pit for a good old fashioned butt ream… but I don’t have the right equipment… damn! 😉

FWIW I’ve seen my name in the Pit too much (course, I START most of the threads so…) Well, what’s a bitch supposed to do? 🙂

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**Author:** ![What\_fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f475e1/32.png) [@What\_fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_fire)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/47 "2000-12-11T06:34:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jess \*  
> \*\* I wouldn’t be surprised to see this thread die now that I’ve posted to it. I am the Original Invisible Poster.
> 
> Jess [runs away crying as if her little heart would break] \*\*

Well, you dodged that bullet.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/48 "2000-12-11T16:18:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Welfy \*  
> \*\*  
> Hello, Jack Batty! :^D  
> \*\*

Welfy, you’re my hero, and the new unofficial president of the “Jack Batty - Attention Whore Booster Club”

😃

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/49 "2000-12-14T22:15:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Flypsyde \*  
> \*\*Yeah, Lex, one would _think_ Demo’d be a damn gentleman and return the consideration, but he’s a worthless gob of plasma, and such an expectation is probably setting the bar too high for the git. \*\*

Dude! You know I have no talent for flames, you seething, maggot-infested, bilious pile of potato bug larvae!

😃

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-the-pit/44438/50 "2000-12-15T05:19:12Z")

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I never search anything for my name.

Do you think I’m missing something? Anyone out there love/hate me? Should I be worried/thrilled?

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