# You and your explosive cloaca can just fuck right off.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 13, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-explosive-cloaca-can-just-fuck-right-off/692976 "2014-07-13T04:37:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-explosive-cloaca-can-just-fuck-right-off/692976/41 "2014-07-16T11:49:35Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Oh, for those suggesting raptors, not where I live!

That’s what they want YOU to think.  
Remember, you live in a land where the wild life wants you _ **DEAD** _.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-explosive-cloaca-can-just-fuck-right-off/692976/42 "2014-07-16T13:41:20Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Unless a human can hover _above_ a Hills Hoist, or aim 2m+ **UP** a wall, I’m thinking not.
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> 🙂

Picturing Mr. Costanza, portrayed by Jerry Stiller grabbing his ankles & saying, " Take my parking spot, will ya? Fifteen degrees… firing for effect…" _cue grunting_

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-explosive-cloaca-can-just-fuck-right-off/692976/43 "2014-07-16T14:06:02Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Oh, for those suggesting raptors, not where I live!

OK, I’ll take your word for it. A cursory search of \*teh intarwebs \*hasn’t gotten me any range maps of Australian raptors. And while we have quite a few bat species here, none have a wingspread much bigger than my hand and all eat bugs, not massive quantities of fruit.

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