# You and Your Sloppy Hole (Open Letter To A FORMER Love)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-sloppy-hole-open-letter-to-a-former-love/354124>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 25, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-sloppy-hole-open-letter-to-a-former-love/354124 "2006-04-25T12:31:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-sloppy-hole-open-letter-to-a-former-love/354124/41 "2006-04-29T23:03:14Z")

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> [@drachillix](#):
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> I got a soldering iron that can make that hole work like new again.

I burning your cooter!

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-sloppy-hole-open-letter-to-a-former-love/354124/42 "2006-04-30T00:04:12Z")

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> [@Askia](#):
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> This thread idea was apparently funnier in my head than in execution. Oh, well.

Nope. Worked for me 🙂

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-sloppy-hole-open-letter-to-a-former-love/354124/43 "2006-04-30T02:38:17Z")

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Hey Askia have you looked at this thread: [Home remedies for a loose headphone jack?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=358380)  
It might help you out.

Jim

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-and-your-sloppy-hole-open-letter-to-a-former-love/354124/44 "2006-04-30T04:09:20Z")

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 43 or more times, shame on me. So, shame on you.

If that were condensed, IMO it would have seemed more believable. More vulgarity is always a plus. Something about pulling out and thrusting, then gentle insertion would have really made it.

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