# You are a bad, wicked, naughty man, Mr. Specialty Store Owner

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-bad-wicked-naughty-man-mr-specialty-store-owner/182619>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 18, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-bad-wicked-naughty-man-mr-specialty-store-owner/182619 "2003-06-18T03:52:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-bad-wicked-naughty-man-mr-specialty-store-owner/182619/21 "2003-06-19T04:03:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BraheSilver \*  
> \*\*We call them “methamphetibeans” around here, for the obvious reason. But I always need something to drink right afterwards, because I get the little gritty bits stuck in the back of my mouth.
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> Which reminds me… time for another Trader Joe’s run! \*\*

Snort! “Methanphetibeans!” I have _got_ to tell my sister the pharmacist about that word. She’s the one who named her first cat Speed, because he was so hyper, and because of her profession.

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**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-bad-wicked-naughty-man-mr-specialty-store-owner/182619/22 "2003-06-19T06:53:00Z")

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Luckily I have only been exposed to these in small doses. At the schoolhouse here they have only one machine that dispenses “methamphetabeans”, a handful for 25 cents. Very useful to get you through that boring systems review or to wake you up for that 10 PM simulator session.

Bitter. Sweet. Jolt.

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-bad-wicked-naughty-man-mr-specialty-store-owner/182619/23 "2003-06-27T00:05:07Z")

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> And that’s when I first saw the bear …

I just now noticed that someone had caught my Lord Buckley/Jimmy Buffett “God’s Own Drunk” reference… Bravo!

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