# You are a fucking Dreg! Next time I won't let you go. Dick! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 3, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815 "2003-03-03T19:59:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/1 "2003-03-03T19:59:17Z")
**Deep Breath** Look fuckwad that didn’t wave when I let you go this morning. With a mile of traffic behind me, YOU COULDN’T WAVE! You are a conspicuously depraved dunce, a feculent, monotonous solitaire playing malodorous marinade of ooze and bile. An irredeemably offensive and vapid, enema-addicted dreg of SOCIETY! A grievously insignificant swine and a maniacal, coma-inducing spawn of a mad scientist and a disastrous test tube experiment. An unutterably babbling barbarian and a debased, sheep-molesting mediocrity afflicted with mental retardation. A lamentably vulgar dreck and a vacuous, blood-curdling abomination of humanity. A shocking repulsive and repugnant, buttock-rimming manifestation of contraceptive personality. Es de acervus excrementum!!! FUCK YOU!!! \*Those who like Solitaire, no offense. \*\*Thanks Ignatious ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/2 "2003-03-03T20:04:07Z")
Only the Long Island Expressway can evoke that much rage. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/3 "2003-03-03T20:05:27Z")
Note to self: _Always_ wave to \*\*Phlosphr. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/4 "2003-03-03T20:10:12Z")
::Frantically Waving:: ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/5 "2003-03-03T20:16:38Z")
Ok, I do not necessarily hinge my day on one incident. But suck your coffee and talk on your cell phone after you park your car, not infront of 5000 people wanting to get to work. Someone is going to get killed. Ignorant fuck. Thank God I cancelled my 3:30 class. I am not having a good day… ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/6 "2003-03-03T21:01:10Z")
I think Kevin Kline said it best in _A Fish Called Wanda_, brandishing his fist out of the car window and yelling ASS - HOLLLLE !! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/7 "2003-03-03T21:39:17Z")
Now see, when he said “Look fuckwad that didn’t wave when I let you go this morning” I thought he was talking about a fish too! ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/8 "2003-03-03T23:36:53Z")
I’m with you, **Phlosphr**. There’s not much that gets me madder than cunts who don’t wave when you let them in, especially if you go out of your way to wave them in when they don’t otherwise have a chance. I seethe and boil for minutes after this happens, and it bodes ill for any other driver seeking a good deed from me. ---
**Author:** ![Coda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Coda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coda)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/9 "2003-03-04T13:57:10Z")
He was on his Cell Phone??? I can not stand it when someone is talking on their phone and not paying attention…oooooooo that pisses me off. It’s just a matter of time before they hit an innocent pedestrian… ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/10 "2003-03-04T16:24:42Z")
I make a point of honk when I see people driving and talking… I figure if their conversations get interrupted enough, they’ll stop doing it. Also, I like to make sure they’re paring attention to me. Fucking losers think their time is so valuable it’s worth someone else’s life! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/11 "2003-03-04T16:47:06Z")
I have “wave anxiety”. Whenever someone lets me in, I wave multiple times using different hand postions and even alternating hands. I fear that the guy who let me in will not see my wave and get pissed. Sometimes I wave so frantically people think I’m having a seizure. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/12 "2003-03-04T19:37:25Z")
You have a big traffic problem in Texarkana? ---
**Author:** ![deborak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@deborak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deborak)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/13 "2003-03-04T19:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*I have “wave anxiety”. Whenever someone lets me in, I wave multiple times using different hand postions and even alternating hands. I fear that the guy who let me in will not see my wave and get pissed. Sometimes I wave so frantically people think I’m having a seizure. \*\* Heh - glad I’m not the only one! I wave twice - once when they indicate I can cut in, and then again when I’m fully in. I even wave at night, when I know they can’t see me. Um, and I also wave even if I’m not sure if they really made an effort to let me in (like if there was already a natural opening and they could care less if I cut in or not). That’s me, the waving fool… ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/14 "2003-03-04T19:58:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nogginhead \* > \*\*You have a big traffic problem in Texarkana? \*\* Mostly my anxiety is from back when I lived in Dallas. But yeah between 5 and 5:18, traffic is murder trying to turn left from Hampton Road onto Summerhill. Sometimes you have to wait three whole light cycles.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/15 "2003-03-04T20:50:54Z")
I am happy I do not live in Texarkana. I’d probably start a cult on roadrage. Though in stead of guns we’d pack non-lethal projectiles. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/16 "2003-03-04T21:24:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Mostly my anxiety is from back when I lived in Dallas. But yeah between 5 and 5:18, traffic is murder trying to turn left from Hampton Road onto Summerhill. Sometimes you have to wait three whole light cycles.😛 \*\* LOL. Come join us in Boston at rush hour (7-10, 4-7) some time! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/17 "2003-03-05T01:25:01Z")
Ha. We Seattleites laugh at your puny rush hour. Our main cross-lake bridge is a parking lot from 6am to 9pm. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/18 "2003-03-05T05:19:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phlosphr \* > **Look fuckwad that didn’t wave when I let you go this morning. With a mile of traffic behind me, YOU COULDN’T WAVE!** You’re not one of Those People cut in from a merge lane that they zoomed to the end of with the specific intent of cutting in, are ya? I’m just making sure you aren’t, because if you are you’re going to burn in Hell with the rest of them. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/19 "2003-03-05T05:50:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _What neuroman meant to write was:_ > You’re not one of Those People **who let other cars** cut in from a merge lane that they zoomed to the end of with the specific intent of cutting in, are ya? Dammit, the post is never funny when you have to correct it. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-a-fucking-dreg-next-time-i-wont-let-you-go-dick/158815/20 "2003-03-05T15:02:49Z")
**Neuroman** - no I am not _one of those guys_, those dick heads are lower than dregs, they are the vile abominations of insignificant loaches…!!!