# You are all acting like a bunch of panicky, cowardly fucks! I'm ashamed of the SDMB! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840 "2003-02-13T15:25:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/81 "2003-02-13T18:43:30Z")
I just want you to know that I had an earth-shattering, world-changing, crowds stand up and cheer, interviews on all the Sunday interview thingys post AND MODS AND ADMINS YOUR FRICKIN HAMSTERS ATE MY POST!!! Now the world will suffer needlessly. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/82 "2003-02-13T18:45:15Z")
Is that supposed to be hampsters? IT ATE MY P TOO. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/83 "2003-02-13T18:45:24Z")
So let me get this straight… y’all didn’t already have plastic sheeting in the bathroom? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/84 "2003-02-13T18:48:38Z")
But . . . but . . . They _can’t_ kill us before we find out which whore **Joe Millionaire** picks!!! Bastards. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/85 "2003-02-13T18:50:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lissla Lissar \* > \*\*Incidentally, we had a fire in our apartment building a few weeks ago. It was pretty small- gutted one apartment and some smoke damage, but everything else was okay. Nevertheless, it was still freaky to be hauled out of the bathtub by my husband, have to dress fast (and incompletely- no socks), and run out of the smoke-filled building holding an indignant cat. I’m glad we didn’t have any bottled water to trip over. \*\* Outside? In Toronto? In February? With nothing on your feet? Jebus, you’re lucky they didn’t fall off with frostbite. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/86 "2003-02-13T18:50:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > \*\*Is that supposed to be hampsters? IT ATE MY P TOO. \*\* But hamsters isn’t spelled with a P. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/87 "2003-02-13T18:53:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*I have cans of Chef Boyaredee from Cosco, and a fresh keg in my kegerator so I’m set. 😃 \*\* Saaayyy… I’ve been trying to come up with a reason to buy a kegerator setup… that might just do it… ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/88 "2003-02-13T18:59:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kal \* > \*\*But hamsters isn’t spelled with a P. \*\* I retract that post please only read the post above and below it and skip the middle one. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/89 "2003-02-13T18:59:40Z")
**Bosda** why the did you link to this thread from the thread about duct tape and plastic, where there is a discussion going on about how stupid an idea such things are. Are you suggesting we are panicky, cowardly fucks? If you are go fuck yourself you noxious dingleberry. Bog off, Bippy ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/90 "2003-02-13T19:07:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > **I pray that there’s a closed-circuit TV set up in Hell just so I can watch your sorry hides being flayed and roasted for all eternity. You do not deserve the life you still have.** Well, if it’s a **closed-circuit** TV set up in Hell, and you’re watching it too, then where do you think you are? ---
**Author:** ![occ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@occ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/occ)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/91 "2003-02-13T19:07:33Z")
Why is duct-tape always mentioned in articles about this kinda thing? What do people plan on using it for? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/92 "2003-02-13T19:08:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LouisB \* > \*\*I live not that far from McDill AFB and there are only two ways out of here: North and South. I don’t count East because McDill is over that a’way and West leads only into the Gulf of Mexico. There is one big bridge to the South, so one well placed bomb wipes out that escape route. Everyone will be headed North, so I ain’t gonna go. I’m opposed to the North anyway because its all filled up with Yankees. I’ve got my duct tape and my bottled water. I’ve got plenty of food, a Coleman gas powered camp stove, a couple of Coleman lanterns, several flashlights, a ton of spare batteries, four or five radios and a machete. You know, all the usual camping gear. But I ain’t gonna panic and I ain’t gonna worry none a’tall cause I don’t believe no shits gonna happen. And I ain’t hanging no damn plastic around my doors and windows. I ain’t skeered of no damn terrists but GWB frightens the living hell out of me. \*\* Ever thought about a “boat”? Say, an inflatable one? & maybe a cheap electric trawling motor? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/93 "2003-02-13T19:10:31Z")
No no, this was linked to from the volcano thread. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/94 "2003-02-13T19:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balduran \* > \*\*I’m stocking up on apostrophes ‘’’’’’’ “”""" \*\* ::sniff:: I’ll miss the little buggers. I hope they’ve gone to a good home. [sub]miss ya, little guys…[/sub] and **occ** , “Why is duct-tape always mentioned in articles about this kinda thing? What do people plan on using it for?” Anything and everything, as RT said;) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/95 "2003-02-13T19:14:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\ ***Bosda** why the did you link to this thread from the thread about duct tape and plastic, where there is a discussion going on about how stupid an idea such things are. > Are you suggesting we are panicky, cowardly fucks? If you are go fuck yourself you noxious dingleberry. > Bog off, Bippy \*\* **Bippy** , I have_always_ thought of you as a panicky, cowardly fuck with a perverse love of sheet plastic & duct tape. Years ago I said, " **Bosda** , isn’t **Bippy** a panicky, cowardly fuck with a perverse love of sheet plastic & duct tape?" And I answered “Yes! **Bippy** is a panicky, cowardly fuck with a perverse love of sheet plastic & duct tape!” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/96 "2003-02-13T19:14:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Saaayyy… I’ve been trying to come up with a reason to buy a kegerator setup… that might just do it… \*\* Do it, do it now, you will not be sorry. Some people stock up on a few days of water, some of us stock up on a few weeks of beer. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/97 "2003-02-13T19:18:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > _ **Bippy** , I havealways_ thought of you as a panicky, cowardly fuck with a perverse love of sheet plastic & duct tape. > \*\* Are you saying those of us who love sheet plastic and duct tape are perverts? Fuck off, you intolerant fascist! Those little guys have given me more love and affection than any human. Is that so wrong? To love the ones who love you? Who are you to judge me and my lifestyle? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/98 "2003-02-13T19:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Ever thought about a “boat”? Say, an inflatable one? & maybe a cheap electric trawling motor? An inflatable boat small enough to be powered by an electric trolling motor wouldn’t last a minute—the rich guys in their sport fishermen would run me down like I didn’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/99 "2003-02-13T19:22:49Z")
It’s a shame that it’s going to take nuclear holocaust to get my husband holed up in our bedroom with both of us wrapped in duct tape… but if you’re gonna go, might as well go coming. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-all-acting-like-a-bunch-of-panicky-cowardly-fucks-im-ashamed-of-the-sdmb/154840/100 "2003-02-13T19:26:07Z")
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