# You are Cthulhu -- who do you eat first?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-cthulhu-who-do-you-eat-first/294694>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 15, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-cthulhu-who-do-you-eat-first/294694 "2005-03-15T20:23:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-cthulhu-who-do-you-eat-first/294694/41 "2005-03-17T06:39:28Z")

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\<hijack\>

I think starting a war that’s killed tens of thousands against a non-threatening nation over nonexistent WMDs is a stain on the nation that will not be cleansed any time soon, and I’m royally pissed at the idiots who have besmirched my nation’s honor.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-cthulhu-who-do-you-eat-first/294694/42 "2005-03-17T06:54:35Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> \<hijack\>
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> I think starting a war that’s killed tens of thousands against a non-threatening nation over nonexistent WMDs is a stain on the nation that will not be cleansed any time soon, and I’m royally pissed at the idiots who have besmirched my nation’s honor.
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Fine. Just start talking about teachers you wanted to nail. Or stop talking about the Founding Father’s and how evil they were to start a country on all the evil you feel they commited. Either way, lighten up a bit. It’s not like you’re in a position to worry about eating one meal in the next five days.

(Sorry for the continued hijack. I’ll bow out of the thread now.) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-cthulhu-who-do-you-eat-first/294694/43 "2005-03-17T18:37:58Z")

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Is it too late to say **kimera**?

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-cthulhu-who-do-you-eat-first/294694/44 "2005-03-17T18:54:49Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> …but only after inflicting maximal non-Euclidian madness on them.

I’d subject the world to Euclidian madness, just to watch all the surveyors redo all the property lines. Everyone would be embroiled in property-line hassles that would cripple the civilized world.

Then I’d eat the children of people who say _irregardless_ while the offenders are forced to watch.

Then I’d have a Vida Guerra rump roast.

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