# You are the reason I am a tree

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-the-reason-i-am-a-tree/574992>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 17, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-the-reason-i-am-a-tree/574992 "2011-03-17T02:35:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-the-reason-i-am-a-tree/574992/21 "2011-03-21T20:49:49Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Now I just have to figure out how to repurpose it for a Seder prop.
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> _looks leaf hat over, turns it around, looks leaf hat under_
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> It’s not like there was a plague of trees…

There _was_ a burning bush, though…

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-the-reason-i-am-a-tree/574992/22 "2011-03-25T21:12:23Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Yes, this year’s costume is working out much better- almost everyone can tell what I am now.
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> On request:  
> [http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/751/051i.jpg](http://img859.imageshack.us/i/051i.jpg/)

If you’re a chic - very cute! If you’re a dude - Get a HAIRCUT hippie!

(kidding, kidding! It’s very nice!)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-the-reason-i-am-a-tree/574992/23 "2011-03-27T03:41:52Z")

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😉 Chick here, and my hair is actually long and straight, just in the photograph it’s tucked in my shirt (I was cold).

[QUOTE=Anne Neville]  
There was a burning bush, though…  
[/quote]

I dunno, somehow I just can’t see myself setting the Seder table on fire.

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