# You are unawarely worshipping the Sun.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2014, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788 "2014-04-10T08:55:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![karol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/977dab/32.png) [@karol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karol)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/1 "2014-04-10T08:55:34Z")

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The science of the “Solar System” is the continuation of the ancient beliefs that sun was god.  
What does a modern, devoted follower do ? He guards the official claims by all means.

[http://ow.ly/vDaLz](http://ow.ly/vDaLz)

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/2 "2014-04-10T09:00:33Z")

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Wha?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/3 "2014-04-10T09:06:54Z")

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I’m not going to click on some unlabeled link to find out what it does. Especially when the claim being made is so silly.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/4 "2014-04-10T09:08:05Z")

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That lake experiment fails to take into account the fact that the lake itself is concave. That “bulge of 32cm” thing only works if the lake is presumed to precisely follow the Earth’s curvature. If the lake dips into the Earth’s surface enough it will locally counteract the effect of Earth’s global (heh…) curvature on the water’s surface.

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**Author:** ![karol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/977dab/32.png) [@karol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karol)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/5 "2014-04-10T09:09:07Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> That lake experiment fails to take into account the fact that the lake itself is concave. That “bulge of 32cm” thing only works if the lake is presumed to precisely follow the Earth’s curvature. If the lake dips into the Earth’s surface it will locally counteract the effect of Earth’s global (heh…) curvature on the water’s surface.

Think again what the properties of water are.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/6 "2014-04-10T09:12:44Z")

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> [@karol](#):
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> Think again what the properties of water are.

A lake should have a meniscus from the surface tension of the water against the shore.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/7 "2014-04-10T09:20:56Z")

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Maybe this thread should be moved to another forum. I mean, sure, it’s pointles, but far from being mundane, yyhe implications are downright COSMIC!

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/8 "2014-04-10T09:27:32Z")

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Do you think it’s a link to that ridiculous film that the actress who played Janeway inadvertantly (she says now!!) got herself embroiled in?

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**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/9 "2014-04-10T09:32:10Z")

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> [@karol](#):
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> The science of the “Solar System” is the continuation of the ancient beliefs that sun was god.  
> What does a modern, devoted follower do ? He guards the official claims by all means.
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> [http://ow.ly/vDaLz](http://ow.ly/vDaLz)

I hope you realize that we just had a thread about that Mark Twain quote not  
being legit. Get a clue.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/10 "2014-04-10T11:12:14Z")

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karol is one of our more special conspiracy theory friends.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/11 "2014-04-10T11:22:51Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> karol is one of our more special conspiracy theory friends.

I know **karol** never would, but after looking at that cite, I can’t help seeing that classic visual from Evil Dead 2:

[spoiler]

“I’m going to eat your Sol…! I’m going to eat your Sol…!” [/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/12 "2014-04-10T11:27:13Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> I’m not going to click on some unlabeled link to find out what it does. Especially when the claim being made is so silly.

You’re just as well off not clicking. I clicked. No malware, just a link to a shared Google doc containing a wall of barely coherent text and images. :smack:

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/13 "2014-04-10T11:36:40Z")

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In Soviet Russia, Sun worships YOU!

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/14 "2014-04-10T11:43:12Z")

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> [@jimbuff314](#):
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> I hope you realize that we just had a thread about that Mark Twain quote not  
> being legit. Get a clue.

That document was not the work of a person who has even been in the same room as a clue in quite some time.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/15 "2014-04-10T11:47:35Z")

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As the ancient and sacred cheerleaders of Akhenaten said:

There is only One God!  
He is the Sun God!  
Ra! Ra! Ra!

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/16 "2014-04-10T11:59:24Z")

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Unawarely?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/17 "2014-04-10T12:00:25Z")

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> [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](#):
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> Unawarely?

> **[Dictionary.com | Meanings & Definitions of English Words](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/unawarely)**
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> The world's leading online dictionary: English definitions, synonyms, word origins, example sentences, word games, and more. A trusted authority for 25+ years!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/18 "2014-04-10T12:36:48Z")

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karol would be fun to play with, but he’s completely incapable of responding fully to his threads. He’ll throw out the occasional one-line response, but he hasn’t done or said anything substantial beyond linking to YouTube conspiracy videos or nonsense walls of text.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/19 "2014-04-10T14:02:09Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> karol would be fun to play with, but he’s completely incapable of responding fully to his threads. He’ll throw out the occasional one-line response, but he hasn’t done or said anything substantial beyond linking to YouTube conspiracy videos or nonsense walls of text.

That’s just what he WANTS you to think.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-are-unawarely-worshipping-the-sun/685788/20 "2014-04-10T14:12:48Z")

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Of course if we’re actually inside the earth why to seismic waves propagate as if we’re on a sphere?

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