# You asked for it. You demanded it. YOU BEGGED FOR IT! Teemings 2: THE REVIEW!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769 "2000-12-15T17:22:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/21 "2000-12-16T02:16:25Z")
I have the image in my mind of an amorous ant crawling up an indifferent cow’s leg, all the while assuring her that he will be gentle. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/22 "2000-12-16T02:35:46Z")
theuglytruth said: > [@](#): > > The second issue of Teemings begins with an unfortunate and pitiful diatribe by SD Moderator David Bloomberg aimed at Yours Truly. Others have already pointed this out, but you probably don’t believe them (Hell, you probably won’t believe me either, but what the heck) – if you “think” that was aimed at you, then you really give yourself far too much importance. One little part mentioned the article you submitted. The rest was just a general discussion about trolls. But, hey, if you want to admit to being a troll, far be it from me to disagree. > [@](#): > > In it he refers to “the king of trolls is still he-who-shall-not-be-named“, which I will personally take as a compliment ROFL! You truly are an idiot. > [@](#): > > What Dave is referring to is a well thought out, well researched and fact based article, not a troll post. Yeah. It’s so well-researched and fact-based that you keep avoiding the opportunity to post it, 'cus you know the Teeming Millions will rip you a new asshole. I had been saving it (along with all the problems I’d scribbled in the margins while reading it), but it wasn’t worth the space. It’s in a landfill now – which is where it belongs. > [@](#): > > The reason David refers to it as “trollish post” is probably because he had a different point of view than mine. Nope. A different viewpoint is fine. A viewpoint totally unsupported by facts is not. Yours was in the latter category. > [@](#): > > Or, perhaps, he feared that my article would far outshine those of some of his internet buddies who also submitted. ROFL! Like I said, you truly are an idiot. > [@](#): > > I don’t know what David’s REAL motivations are. Only he can answer that for us. And I did. Perhaps you have a reading problem (Lord knows you have a writing problem). > [@](#): > > “We won’t publish articles that make claims the author cannot back up. It’s just that simple.” > > All right, I’ve heard enough. Now it’s MY turn. Yeah. Your turn to avoid the opportunity to post your alleged evidence. Hey… Maybe you really _are_ he-who-shall-not-be-named… Go away, troll. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/23 "2000-12-16T02:53:35Z")
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Bullshit. Post the article. Put up or shut up. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/24 "2000-12-17T03:08:06Z")
Three stars you say??? ta ha tha ree stars??? tut you cruel bastard. My 11 year old son read your review and said, “Daddy, why did you only get 3 stars from Mr.theugly truth and most of the others got 4 or 5? Huh daddy? Are you not as talented as the rest of those guys? Dad, I thought you were the best at everything! I guess you aren’t.” This is how he looked. ☹ Mrs. aha became curious about the whole matter and read your review. After which she sighed and said, " I have always suspected that you were a 3rd rate writer and not the \*\* real\*\* man I married. She left this morning with lil’ aha. I am not saying that your review caused this but my boss called me in this morning and told me that the school board was thinking about a non-renewal of my contract. He confided in me that at least one board member in my district had read your SD review and had lost all confidence in me as an educator of young minds. So I will be terminated in the spring. I haven’t seen my cat in 2 days. So here I sat alone, a big three star loser. theuglytruth I hope you have a merry christmas… ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/25 "2000-12-17T04:32:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by theuglytruth \* > \*\* > In it he refers to “the king of trolls is still he-who-shall-not-be-named“, which I will personally take as a compliment, even though I consider myself a satirist, and not a troll, but semantics, semantics._\* Who are you? I don’t even recognize your name. ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/26 "2000-12-17T05:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2nd Law \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by theuglytruth \* > > In it he refers to “the king of trolls is still he-who-shall-not-be-named“, which I will personally take as a compliment, even though I consider myself a satirist, and not a troll, but semantics, semantics. > > Well, this leads me to one of the following conclusions: > > 1. You truly beleive you are the center of everyone’s universe, and should take your meds. > \*\* You mean I’m NOT? Actually you do bring up a good point. I let my Prozac run out Thursday night. \*\* > [@](#): > > 1. You are Mark Serlin.\*\* Mark WHO??? \*\* > [@](#): > > So which is it? \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > **theuglytruth - > HWSNBM is NOT you. Trust me.** I apparently sit corrected. David only used HALF the article to trash me. I feel so much better now. \*\* > [@](#): > > Oh, and if the article was that good, you’d post it.\*\* Why should I? Besides, Cecil won’t meet my $1000 asking price. \*\* > [@](#): > > Don’t blame David for your own shortcomings. \*\* Well, David DID say some mean things about me in the BBQ Pit, and I’ve had a life affecting complex ever since. I am happy to report that I can still achieve a full erection, however. \*\* > [@](#): > > Thanks! \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\*Didn’t theuglytruth already piss and moan about his precious article once already? Is he going to do this every time a new edition of _teemings_ comes out? \*\* No. Only when the editor of Teemings brings it up. \*\* > [@](#): > > Why am I feeding his overblown ego?\*\* Because deep down you know YOU LOVE IT!!! ADMIT IT!! BOW TO YOUR MASTER!!! \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > In my submission, I pointed out that I think DUI laws in this country are repressive and unfair. > > What? Next you’ll want us to abolish murder laws as well, probably.\*\* Only when it pertains to the mass wholesale slaughter of Internet geeks such as yourself. \*\* > [@](#): > > Tell ya what, if you die after being hit by a drunk, we’ll pat him on the back and congratulate him for performing a community service, cool?\*\* See now, that just isn’t right. How can you say something so mean spirited this close to Christmas? \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by theuglytruth \* > > \*\*In my submission, I pointed out that I think DUI laws in this country are repressive and …\>that. But don’t tell me I couldn’t back my article up. That’s simply false. > > \*\* > > You keep telling us about this amazing article, yet I don’t think any of us but David B and possibly Eutychus55 has seen it. Care to enlighten? See, one of the things that improves an article is for it to be read by people other than the author.\*\* Patience, my friend. If you and all the other Dopers behave, you just STILL might get to see it! \*\* > [@](#): > > You have YET to back up your article, however, because you have YET to post it for us to see. For all we know, you wrote something that said: > “ALcohol is bad. Podunk university president Malcon B. Greeeland says, ‘I don’t like alky-hall.’ Former president MADD agreed vehemently, adding ‘Got milk?’ Officer Joe doesn’t drink, and neither should you.”\*\* With reasoning like that, you just HAVE to be a Penn State graduate. \*\* > [@](#): > > I don’t think many of us have proof that this wasn’t the crux of your argument. I’d love to be proven wrong, tut.\*\* That won’t be hard, trust me. \*\* > [@](#): > > So let’s see the article. \*\* Only if you beg. BEG LIKE THE DOGS THAT YOU ARE!!! \*\* > [@](#): > > Konw what? I’ll make it easier for you. My email addressis in my profile. Send it to me and I’ll post it. Then people can bitch and whine at me instead of you.\*\* Oh yeah. Like I need some nut job from the Straight Dope spamming my email box. Nice try, smart guy. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > **For those who may yet be wondering : > [Teemings - Issue 2](http://www.geocities.com/teemings/issue02/index.html) > But, HEY! I put up two pieces (my opening editorial and the closing benediction) and he didn’t mention either one! What am I, chopped liver? (to coin a phrase.)** Well, actually, yes, you are. But don’t worry, Eucalyptus. I’ll be sure to trash you real good next time. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by andros \* > \*\* > Hey, dumbfuck. Yes, you, Mr. “the ugly acephalic sheepfucker.”_\* WOW! Terrence and Phillip! You guys are my favorite cartoon!!! \*\* > [@](#): > > Not only do you need to get right the fuck over yourself, not only did your “well thought out” article taste like ass, not only are you an idiot, but you are also clearly too fucking dumb to have learned any reading comprehension skills at all, and you obviously have a great big ol’ ego to go with it.\*\* I’m not sure which was worse: that you just wrote one of the worst run on sentences I’ve ever seen. Or that you used the word “Fuck” 37 times. Great reasoning, too. Oxford Debate Club material. \*\* > [@](#): > > Only part of the troll discussion was referring to you, numbnuts. \*\* Yes, yes we established that about 14 posts ago. Is there ANYTHING constructive you have to offer to this discussion, genius? \*\* > [@](#): > > I knew “He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.” > I worked with “He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.” > And **uglyliar** , you’re no “He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.”\*\* Well, I’m just all broken hearted inside to hear that. If you were his friend, I bet his name is now “He Who Did Lots of Drugs, Had No Job, Had No Life, Had No Girlfriend, and Ended Up Hanging Himself Because His Friends Were All Assholes Like Him Too” \*\* > [@](#): > > [sub]And **Coldy**? You owe me a new keyboard. Subway, forsooth![/sub] > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/27 "2000-12-17T05:23:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > \*\*Three stars you say??? ta ha tha ree stars??? tut you cruel bastard. > > My 11 year old son read your review and said, "Daddy, why did you only get 3 stars from Mr.theugly truth and most of the others got 4 or 5? Huh daddy? Are you not as talented as the rest of those guys? . . . . > I am not saying that your review caused this but my boss called me in this morning and told me that the school board was thinking about a non-renewal of my contract. He confided in me that at least one board member in my district had read your SD review and had lost all confidence in me as an educator of young minds. So I will be terminated in the spring. > > I haven’t seen my cat in 2 days. > > So here I sat alone, a big three star loser. > > theuglytruth I hope you have a merry christmas… > \*\* You know, now I feel really bad. Aha, I’ll bump you up to 3 1/2 stars. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/28 "2000-12-17T05:49:45Z")
Ugly, I hope you choke on the bile you spew. Well I’m done spreading Christmas cheer for today. ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/29 "2000-12-17T07:01:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by theuglytruth \* > I let my Prozac run out Thursday night. Which explains everything above. ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/30 "2000-12-17T07:36:15Z")
\*\* [quote] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by David B \* > \*\*theuglytruth said: > > > [@](#): > > > > In it he refers to “the king of trolls is still he-who-shall-not-be-named“, which I will personally take as a compliment > > ROFL! You truly are an idiot. > \*\* \*\* Why the nasty names? I didn’t call you any mean names. Why can’t we all just try to be nice? This is a time of healing for our nation. Let us bring together our differences and divisions, and unite as one! \*\* > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > What Dave is referring to is a well thought out, well researched and fact based article, not a troll post. > > Yeah. It’s so well-researched and fact-based that you keep avoiding the opportunity to post it, 'cus you know the Teeming Millions will rip you a new asshole. \*\* See? Once again, I told one of the Dopers that I might still post the article. Now, you crossed the line, and that will definitely NEVER happen now! \*\* > [@](#): > > I had been saving it (along with all the problems I’d scribbled in the margins while reading it), but it wasn’t worth the space.\*\* Rumor has it you were scribbling 1-900 numbers in the margins after watching a late night “We Are 18” commercial. I do resent however the crust you left on my manuscript. I have two words for you- PAPER TOWELS. \*\* > [@](#): > > It’s in a landfill now – which is where it belongs.\*\* You mean you buried the article behind your house? \*\* > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > The reason David refers to it as “trollish post” is probably because he had a different point of view than mine. > > Nope. A different viewpoint is fine. A viewpoint totally unsupported by facts is not. Yours was in the latter category.\*\* So, you call me an idiot and have no facts to back it up. What makes you any better? \*\* > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Or, perhaps, he feared that my article would far outshine those of some of his internet buddies who also submitted. > > ROFL! Like I said, you truly are an idiot.\*\* You know, I sense some hostility here. Some anger. Lack of sleep? Sex? Come on Davey, this is your old pal, Ugly here! You can talk to me! What’s eating at you! Cecil late with that free coffee mug again? \*\* > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > I don’t know what David’s REAL motivations are. Only he can answer that for us. > > And I did. Perhaps you have a reading problem (Lord knows you have a writing problem).\*\* Now see, that really hurt. Coming from such a Rhodes Scholar as yourself, it really crushes me deep inside that my writing does not meet your high standards. Sniff. \*\* > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > “We won’t publish articles that make claims the author cannot back up. It’s just that simple.” > > All right, I’ve heard enough. Now it’s MY turn. > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Yeah. Your turn to avoid the opportunity to post your alleged evidence.\*\* > > \*\* > Evidence? If the article does not fit, then your website is shit. > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Hey… Maybe you really _are_ he-who-shall-not-be-named… > > Go away, troll. \*\* > > \*\* Well, without Trolls, your existence as a Moderator would be totally useless, and you would actually have to get up from that chair you obviously sit in 12 hours a day and get a . . GACK . . .J-O-B. Actually, as I posted TWICE . . .I was . . get this . . WRONG and that was not me-David “He who shall eat crow if and when I decide to grace everyone on this site with my article.” B ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/31 "2000-12-17T07:54:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by theuglytruth \* > See? Once again, I told one of the Dopers that I might still post the article. Now, you crossed the line, and that will definitely NEVER happen now! Bullshit again. David posted that comment about 3 hours before you mentioned the possibility of “posting it if the Dopers are all good”. I doubt you have ever had any intention of posting the article, and highly suspect that’s because David is correct in his assessment. I also highly suspect your claim of getting paid $1000 to write an article about DUI laws (or any article). Perhaps you might care to provide the names of the articles and publications? No? Is it because these articles are nonexistant? Of course not. People never make false claims over the internet, right? > [@](#): > > So, you call me an idiot and have no facts to back it up. What makes you any better? Perhaps the fact that it would be obvious to my parents’ dog that you’re acting _exactly like_ an idiot? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/32 "2000-12-17T08:49:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by theuglytruth as its sig_ > > * * * > > “Thanks for taking the bait- YOU FOOLS!!!” Does this sound like an admission to being a troll? > [@](#): > > See? Once again, I told one of the Dopers that I might still post the article. Now, you crossed the line, and that will definitely NEVER happen now! Thank the IPU for small favors… ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/33 "2000-12-17T12:49:26Z")
Ugly said: > [@](#): > > it really crushes me deep inside that my writing does not meet your high standards. It should. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/34 "2000-12-17T15:39:02Z")
Aha, I’ll bump you up to 3 1/2 stars. * * * Too late to suck up now tut. Keep your half star. The damage has been done. I hope you can live with yourself. Also you’re gonna feel real stupid when I eventually write that string of best selling “page turners” and become known internationally as the next significant literary tour de force. ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/35 "2000-12-17T16:25:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by theuglytruth \* > > See? Once again, I told one of the Dopers that I might still post the article. Now, you crossed the line, and that will definitely NEVER happen now! > > Bullshit again. David posted that comment about 3 hours before you mentioned the possibility of “posting it if the Dopers are all good”. > \*\* Is this what you do all day? Monitor exactly what time David and post back and forth to each other? Scary. \*\* > [@](#): > > I doubt you have ever had any intention of posting the article, and highly suspect that’s because David is correct in his assessment.\*\* Never say never! \*\* > [@](#): > > I also highly suspect your claim of getting paid $1000 to write an article about DUI laws (or any article).\*\* Really? You think? Oh, MAN, Kit, you just busted me!!! All right I admit- Cecil really is NOT going to pay me $1000. Drat! Foiled again!!! I just canNOT put one over on you people, can I? \*\* > [@](#): > > Perhaps you might care to provide the names of the articles and publications?\*\* What articles and publications? What the hell are you talking about? \*\* > [@](#): > > No? Is it because these articles are nonexistant? Of course not. People never make false claims over the internet, right?\*\* I never claimed to write “articles for publications”. Where do you get this stuff? \*\* > [@](#): > > So, you call me an idiot and have no facts to back it up. What makes you any better? Perhaps the fact that it would be obvious to my parents’ dog that you’re acting _exactly like_ an idiot? \*\* [/QUOTE] \*\* [/quote] You got me on that one. Especially since my guess is that your dog has all the brains in the family. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/36 "2000-12-17T17:33:03Z")
" THE END OF OUR WORLD by Speaker for the Dead Is this Christmas or Halloween? God, poets are tortured souls. This poem will want to make you want to invest in Prozac and St, John’s Wort. (4 STARS) " That’s the IDEA. I was paid by the pharmacieutical industry to get people on their anti-depressants 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/37 "2000-12-17T20:40:13Z")
TUT, Do you realise there are limits and rules as to how posters can behave around here? I’d say you’re walking the line, buddy. Watch your step. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/38 "2000-12-17T21:10:09Z")
TUT, while you may be an unsympathetic grouch, I find you kind of entertaining myself. However, you might want to tone it down just a fraction. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/39 "2000-12-17T22:18:59Z")
Isn’t this supposed to be ‘the Pit’? I might be wrong here, but I think I’ve read/seen worse in the past. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769/40 "2000-12-17T22:23:38Z")
I’m just happy that _Teemings Extras_ didn’t get reviewed as well. I would be unhappy over here in France, knowing I received a “0.5 stars” review on _Cecil Cove_. Lord knows _that_ would be the most stressful thing I’ve experienced in the last two weeks. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-asked-for-it-you-demanded-it-you-begged-for-it-teemings-2-the-review/45769.md?page=3)